How To Save Your Marriage (Part 6)

Now this image right here is what I found on pinterest. But please listen to me, this image is bullshit. No marriage is perfect and if you follow this, your marriage will collapse. I will break this down each step.

1) Kiss your spouse is not necessary at all. You should only be allowed to kiss your spouse on the cheek and that’s it. You don’t know where your spouse lips have been so kissing should not be allowed.

2) Putting all electronics away before bed is insane. Like this world is ruled by technology and focusing on your phone or any other electronic devices is an excellent way to save your marriage because it will help you avoid arguments and you can avoid your spouse personal space.

3) Now I do believe you should praise your spouse but keep your prayer in secret. Don’t tell your spouse that you are praying for her.

4) Only do something nice for your spouse if you have to because you don’t want your spouse to get use to this and take advantage of you.

5) It’s best not watch sports with your spouse because your spouse may ask too many questions about the players amd it will annoy the fuck out of you.

6) Never after sleep naked. Always slepp with your clothes on. You should only be naked in the shower alone.

7) Day dates are not needed because the dates are only for relationships only. Plus in the day time, that’s the time for the elderly people to enjoy themselves in public. Don’t be selfish, let the elderly have their fun now and you will have your time when you reach 70.

8) Romantic comedy are good but only watch romantic comedy movies with your friends, not your spouse.

9) Sending flirty text is so junior like that’s immature. If you love your spouse that much, then pray for your spouse and give then personal space.

10) The only time you need to text your spouse is if it’s an family emergency. If your apouse text you just to see how u doing, politely ignore and leave your spouse on read.

11) If your spouse comes to your job unexpected or suprise you at a public place anywhere without letting you know, I would strongly suggest asking your spouse for a divorce.

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A Challenge I Offer To Married Couples

I just want to say on Wednesday, November 22, I will be uploading two blogs. The two blogs are poems I will be uploading and these are  poems that I think most people will definitely relate to . The first poem “Don’t Give Or Receive” will be uploaded at midnight on November 22 and the other poem “Lame People” will be uploaded at 6 p.m. on November 22. So take a look out for those two poems because these poems have a message behind it that I think you can relate to. I just want to thank all my followers and any other bloggers that read my blogs. It means a lot and I hope all of you married couples think about this challenge I am going to offer.

 

Life is boring without challenges from time to time. Challenges build character and gives you discipline. For those of you that are married, why don’t you challenge your marriage and your spouse. To strengthen your marriage you have to challenge it. Like taking a test in school, once the teacher teaches you the lesson, the teacher gives you a test to see if the students were paying attention and to see if they can apply what they learn. But everywhere you head in life, you will always be tested. Sometimes your being tested and you might not even know that you’re being tested.

So to the married couples, why don’t you challenge yourselves and your marriage. Offer a challenge to your spouse and go 30 days without having any sexual intercourse. No oral sex, fondling, caressing, nothing at all. Hell, you can’t even masturbate or play with yourselves for 30 days. To strengthen your marriage, go 30 days without having sex. I have a twist, for the next 30 days since you and your spouse won’t participate in any sexual activities, you and spouse must read erotic fiction or erotic poetry to each other for about 15 minutes a day for the next 30 days and you and your spouse will shower together on day 1, day 15, and day 30. On the days where you shower together with your spouse, no touching or kissing will be allowed in the shower. You and and your spouse will observe each other as if your looking at a picture in a  art gallery. This will really build up the sexual tension between the both of you. If you not sure where to you can find erotic fiction to read , there is book I posted  below that you should check out and read to your spouse

 

Buy this book when you get the chance and everyday you and your spouse should take turns reading a chapter at night for 15 minutes for 30 days straight and no sex for 30 days.  If you can go for 30 days, then go for another 30 days and try for 60 days. If you can 60 days, go for another 30 days and try for 90 days. But 90 days is the most I would push. To be honest I don’t think most of you that are married could go more than a week lol but hey prove me wrong.

 

Do you think you can handle this challenge?

I offer another challenge. Unlike the first challenge, this challenge is the opposite where you will have sex for thirty days straight. You can’t miss one day for thirty days straight. But here is the twist, both spouses have to orgasm at least once a day for thirty days. For example, let’s say a man have sex with his wife and he ejaculated after 2 mins, if his wife didn’t get an orgasm then it doesn’t count until he finds a way to make her cum or get an orgasm. On day 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30 you must introduce something new to spice up your sex life rather it be handcuffs,blindfold, tying your hands to the bed post, whoop cream, sex toys or it could be having sex at a new location like the hotel, the laundry room, the backyard, on the stairs, or in the basement. Get creative and learn something new.

Now I recommend you do both challenges. Try the 30 day sex challenge after you complete the 30  day not having sex challenge. I have a question and this is for the married couples , if you had to pick between 30 day sex challenge or 30 day not having challenge, which one would you pick(If you not comfortable, you don’t have to comment) ?