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I am brave like a knight

for not being afraid

to walk the streets at night.

My best friend “Corey White”

loves to wear white.

I prefer black because

white gets dirty early.

My other friend “Earle Lee”

is trying to accomplish his dreams

like he is Martin,

but my other friend “Lawrence”

resembles the celebrity “Larenz Tate”

and thinks negative like the charge of electrons.

Gotta get him to come outta his shell

like he is a valence electron.

The day that happens, that moment

would be shocking like electric.

My other friend “Carmen”

loves southpark and her favorite character

is Eric Cartman

because he is off the wall like Denis Rodman

and Carmen will defend for her friends like Pippen

and my Scottie dog as well come to my friends defense

like an American army in ww2 helping Russia.

Plus as man I have girlfriend, I am gentle with her and I never try to rush her.

In the morning with her hands, she feels my Woodie poking through my sweats

and now she feels horny

and the mood is intense like a setting in a erotic story.

I’m excited like Andy playing with my Woodie.

I pull out the sex toys

but she grabbing the head of my penis

screaming out “fuck me”

I am gentle with her as she catch the strokes.

Rub her breast and I lightly start to choke

her as I pick up the speed of my strokes.

Giving her a workout, I’m sweating and the sweat from my forehead drips

all the way down to my sweats.

Her legs up in the air

while I’m whispering in her ear,

talking dirty while giving up

full custody of my kids

and I felt like a shitty parent

for being an alcoholic

instead of taking care of my kids.

Now I know about 90% of you reading this are confused or felt like you wasted your time reading this. Well you are lucky because I was going to make a riddle where I was going to make you fill in the blanks lol

But anyways this poem is a short story of me describing my four friends, my dog, and my girlfriend.

With my four friends and my dog, I’m either using a double entendre describing either their personality or their interest in things. With my girlfriend, I’m describing our sex scene between us using double entendres.

Now the way you must read this poem, every line connects with the line before and the line after one way or another but that’s on you to figure out. πŸ€”πŸ€”

What is a Double Entendre

A double entendre is a literary device that can be defined as a phrase or a figure of speech that might have multiple senses, interpretations, or two different meanings, or which might be understood in two different ways.

Some examples of a double entendre

1)”My girlfriend knows not to ask me for a penny since I’m broke so a sniff of my cologne is the only way she will get a scent from me.

What does this mean? Scent means smell but as well scent and cent has the same sound so since I don’t have a penny maybe she can sniff my cologne because thats how she can get a scent from me. Remember a ” scent” and a “cent” is pronounced using the same sound.

2)”I told my girlfriend that salad is healthy so I will always eat it and I will never toss it.”

What does this mean? I love salad and salad is healthy so I’m talking about how I will never toss it in the garbage and as well I’m talking about how I will never eat my girlfriend’s ass all in the same line. Remember, toss the salad means to eat ass.

3)”My girlfriend wanna play tag but I am too tired and full to chase her since I just drank some hard liquor without a chaser.”

What does this mean? I just drank some liquor straight without a chaser. I didn’t add no pepsi, tropical juice which are examples of chasers. So the hard liquor got me drunk faster and I become to dizzy and sluggish to play tag and chase her. Remember the keywords “chase” and her” are only 1 syllable so I combined them and together made a 2 syllable word “chaser” .

4)”My girlfriend battle raps but I told her not to battle Remy Ma because Remy Ma will end my girlfriend’s career like Ja Rule’s and Remy Ma is willing to destroy it for only 50 cent

What does this mean? Remy Ma will destroy my girlfriend in a battle rap competition for only 50 cent. I use “50 cent” on purpose because 50 cent is all the money Remy Ma needs to battle and 50 cent is the rapper that destroyed Ja Rules career. Remember 50 cent in this line is refereed to as money and as a rapper.

Okay so now that you know what a double entendre is, re read the poem below slowly and see if you can make the connections.

I am brave like a knight

for not being afraid

to walk the streets at night.

My best friend “Corey White”

loves to wear white.

I prefer black because

white gets dirty early.

My other friend “Earle Lee”

is trying to accomplish his dreams

like he is Martin

but my other friend “Lawrence”

resembles the celebrity Larenz Tate

and thinks negative like the charge of electrons.

Gotta get him to come outta his shell

like he is a valence electron.

The day that happens, that moment

would be shocking like electric.

My other friend “Carmen”

loves southpark and her favorite character

is Eric Cartman

because he is off the wall like Denis Rodman

and Carmen will defend for her friends like Pippen

and my Scottie dog as well come to my friends defense

like an American army in ww2 helping Russia.

Plus as man I have girlfriend, I am gentle with her and I never try to rush her.

In the morning with her hands,she feels my Woodie poking through my sweats

and now she feels horny

and the mood is intense like a setting in a erotic story.

I’m excited like Andy playing with my Woodie.

I pull out the sex toys

but she grabbing the head of my penis

screaming out “fuck me”

I am gentle with her as she catch the strokes.

Rub her breast and I lightly start to choke

her as I pick up the speed of my strokes.

Giving her a workout I’m sweating and the sweat from my forehead drips

all the way down to my sweats.

Her legs up in the air

while I’m whispering in her ear,

talking dirty while giving up

full custody of my kids

and I felt like a shitty parent

for being an alcoholic

instead of taking care of my kids

Can you figure out what I mean by this line

“talking dirty while giving up

full custody of my kids

and I felt like a shitty parent

for being an alcoholic

instead of taking care of my kids”

This might be the most difficult line in the poem so comment below and tell me if you know what this means. I give you a hint, you might to use urban dictionary to figure the line out. If you figure it out, comment below what it means!

Also, for those of you that are lost and still don’t have a clue, just leave me a comment saying you need help and on my next post, I will upload a sound cloud recording break down this poem line by line.

For those of you that are double entendre experts lol, write me a difficult double entendre in the comment section for me to figure out 😎

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What Was My Greatest Compliment I Received?

For those of you reading this, what was the greatest compliment you received?

James 1:17

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

This verse relates to the poem I wrote. God gets all the glory because God blessed me having a friend that helped me to discover my talent for writing poetry. I’m not perfect, I’m not a super religious person, I do sin everday, but my heart is in the right place. So every poem for now on will be dedicated to the lord. For those of you have trouble finding success with blogging, put the lord first in everything you do becuase only the Lord’s opinion matters.

My most challenging poem
as I stare in the mirror alone.
Lone wolf all my life
as I have this pen in
my hand trying to write,
closing my eyes
trying to find a memory
where I received compliments
or when I accomplish something.
At 17 getting my driver license,
At 18 hearing my family cheer
at my high school graduation.
My parents told me
they was proud
but I thinks it’s an exaggeration.
To me those are average accomplishments
To be honest I don’t brag about my acheveiments
since I hate being center of attention.
Been told I am an over thinking
at age 24.
I’m logical but when it comes to thinking
I know I over due it for sure.
My thought process is like long division.
Mind is balanced like an equation,
before I make a serious decision
I focus on one thought at a time.
I take the whole paragraph of thoughts
in my mind and divide.
Sometimes thoughts don’t evenly
equal or connect to each other.
So I keep searching deep for thoughts
and dividing my thoughts
until I eliminate the remainder
of left over thoughts that won’t balance,
complicating and preventing the situation
from arriving a solution.
The way most people think relates to solving
division on calculator.
My thinking relates to solving division on paper.
It takes me longer to find an answer to a
complicated solution
and some will say my thinking is useless
and some may even say I am brainless
but the difference between
me and others
is I don’t rely on technology
to expose how talented that I am.
I will reiterate that
It takes me longer to find an answer to a
complicated solution
some will say my thinking is useless,
some may even say I am brainless
but the difference between
me and others
is I don’t rely on technology
to expose how talented that I am.
In the inside, my smile is brighter
then Sam I Am with green eggs and ham.
Technology make you way of thinking lazy
and technology becomes replaced
with new technology
but hard work and natural talent
will always follow you like a shadow
everytime you leave your house to travel
This is the greatest compliment I received
from staring at my reflection.
I am motivated by self motivation.

Compliments are words
as I think of images
of the past
of being told
I was unique.
I remained humble
when I received
the compliment.
My everlasting pain
momentarily turned
into pleasure.
Weight on my shoulders
became light as a feather.
I wonder if compliments
stab deeper than criticism.
Criticism will have you feeling
like your at the bottom of the prymaid.
The compliment I received
lighten the path to prepare me
for a better future.
I’m a consumer and a carnivore
and negative words is the herbivore
I devour for energy and power
So I can look forward into thanking
God for waking me up tomorrow.
I control my own thinking
so think of me like pest control
killing negativity like exterminator
exterminating rodents.
Or think of me like a snake
that rattle rodents,
Or a dolphin swimming in an ocean
of compliments
that I’m receiving
Heart is warm like the temperature
in Florida
and I don’t fear the hurricane
and my thoughts is Florida houses
that I can replace
when my mind collapse on a bad day
like a California house
during an earthquake.
Today is tomorrow’s yesterday
and I celebrate when I stare at my face
in the mirror
every morning
to remind me that
the biggest compliment
comes the God almighty.
Sometimes we act like desperate side chicks
not knowing what our mind and heart is worth.
We get sucked in by demons
for allowing our nightmares affect us from sleeping.
From fetal, to the stomach, to the back
we can’t find a comfortable position.
So we remain restless.
But for every skill we lack,
someone will be there to give you an compliment.
This was my greatest lesson,
and this lesson will be the most potent
until I reach heaven.
My life’s meaning is the number 7
like in the book of gensis
becuase God told me
I am one of his greatest creation.