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I am brave like a knight

for not being afraid

to walk the streets at night.

My best friend “Corey White”

loves to wear white.

I prefer black because

white gets dirty early.

My other friend “Earle Lee”

is trying to accomplish his dreams

like he is Martin,

but my other friend “Lawrence”

resembles the celebrity “Larenz Tate”

and thinks negative like the charge of electrons.

Gotta get him to come outta his shell

like he is a valence electron.

The day that happens, that moment

would be shocking like electric.

My other friend “Carmen”

loves southpark and her favorite character

is Eric Cartman

because he is off the wall like Denis Rodman

and Carmen will defend for her friends like Pippen

and my Scottie dog as well come to my friends defense

like an American army in ww2 helping Russia.

Plus as man I have girlfriend, I am gentle with her and I never try to rush her.

In the morning with her hands, she feels my Woodie poking through my sweats

and now she feels horny

and the mood is intense like a setting in a erotic story.

I’m excited like Andy playing with my Woodie.

I pull out the sex toys

but she grabbing the head of my penis

screaming out “fuck me”

I am gentle with her as she catch the strokes.

Rub her breast and I lightly start to choke

her as I pick up the speed of my strokes.

Giving her a workout, I’m sweating and the sweat from my forehead drips

all the way down to my sweats.

Her legs up in the air

while I’m whispering in her ear,

talking dirty while giving up

full custody of my kids

and I felt like a shitty parent

for being an alcoholic

instead of taking care of my kids.

Now I know about 90% of you reading this are confused or felt like you wasted your time reading this. Well you are lucky because I was going to make a riddle where I was going to make you fill in the blanks lol

But anyways this poem is a short story of me describing my four friends, my dog, and my girlfriend.

With my four friends and my dog, I’m either using a double entendre describing either their personality or their interest in things. With my girlfriend, I’m describing our sex scene between us using double entendres.

Now the way you must read this poem, every line connects with the line before and the line after one way or another but that’s on you to figure out. 🤔🤔

What is a Double Entendre

A double entendre is a literary device that can be defined as a phrase or a figure of speech that might have multiple senses, interpretations, or two different meanings, or which might be understood in two different ways.

Some examples of a double entendre

1)”My girlfriend knows not to ask me for a penny since I’m broke so a sniff of my cologne is the only way she will get a scent from me.

What does this mean? Scent means smell but as well scent and cent has the same sound so since I don’t have a penny maybe she can sniff my cologne because thats how she can get a scent from me. Remember a ” scent” and a “cent” is pronounced using the same sound.

2)”I told my girlfriend that salad is healthy so I will always eat it and I will never toss it.”

What does this mean? I love salad and salad is healthy so I’m talking about how I will never toss it in the garbage and as well I’m talking about how I will never eat my girlfriend’s ass all in the same line. Remember, toss the salad means to eat ass.

3)”My girlfriend wanna play tag but I am too tired and full to chase her since I just drank some hard liquor without a chaser.”

What does this mean? I just drank some liquor straight without a chaser. I didn’t add no pepsi, tropical juice which are examples of chasers. So the hard liquor got me drunk faster and I become to dizzy and sluggish to play tag and chase her. Remember the keywords “chase” and her” are only 1 syllable so I combined them and together made a 2 syllable word “chaser” .

4)”My girlfriend battle raps but I told her not to battle Remy Ma because Remy Ma will end my girlfriend’s career like Ja Rule’s and Remy Ma is willing to destroy it for only 50 cent

What does this mean? Remy Ma will destroy my girlfriend in a battle rap competition for only 50 cent. I use “50 cent” on purpose because 50 cent is all the money Remy Ma needs to battle and 50 cent is the rapper that destroyed Ja Rules career. Remember 50 cent in this line is refereed to as money and as a rapper.

Okay so now that you know what a double entendre is, re read the poem below slowly and see if you can make the connections.

I am brave like a knight

for not being afraid

to walk the streets at night.

My best friend “Corey White”

loves to wear white.

I prefer black because

white gets dirty early.

My other friend “Earle Lee”

is trying to accomplish his dreams

like he is Martin

but my other friend “Lawrence”

resembles the celebrity Larenz Tate

and thinks negative like the charge of electrons.

Gotta get him to come outta his shell

like he is a valence electron.

The day that happens, that moment

would be shocking like electric.

My other friend “Carmen”

loves southpark and her favorite character

is Eric Cartman

because he is off the wall like Denis Rodman

and Carmen will defend for her friends like Pippen

and my Scottie dog as well come to my friends defense

like an American army in ww2 helping Russia.

Plus as man I have girlfriend, I am gentle with her and I never try to rush her.

In the morning with her hands,she feels my Woodie poking through my sweats

and now she feels horny

and the mood is intense like a setting in a erotic story.

I’m excited like Andy playing with my Woodie.

I pull out the sex toys

but she grabbing the head of my penis

screaming out “fuck me”

I am gentle with her as she catch the strokes.

Rub her breast and I lightly start to choke

her as I pick up the speed of my strokes.

Giving her a workout I’m sweating and the sweat from my forehead drips

all the way down to my sweats.

Her legs up in the air

while I’m whispering in her ear,

talking dirty while giving up

full custody of my kids

and I felt like a shitty parent

for being an alcoholic

instead of taking care of my kids

Can you figure out what I mean by this line

“talking dirty while giving up

full custody of my kids

and I felt like a shitty parent

for being an alcoholic

instead of taking care of my kids”

This might be the most difficult line in the poem so comment below and tell me if you know what this means. I give you a hint, you might to use urban dictionary to figure the line out. If you figure it out, comment below what it means!

Also, for those of you that are lost and still don’t have a clue, just leave me a comment saying you need help and on my next post, I will upload a sound cloud recording break down this poem line by line.

For those of you that are double entendre experts lol, write me a difficult double entendre in the comment section for me to figure out 😎

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The Use Of Double Entendre

You cried  like   cyclops
bitch made was in your genes
I’m a feared giant
for being ruthless
 thanks to my traits
I inherited from  Poseidon
Put you in the wave
Join the others
I’m a killer
My heart is big
like  whales,
but known to be salty
like water
and throw you over
the bridge into the ocean.
I have a plan in motion
that’s smooth like lotion.
Seduce you and make
you drink my potion
to get you poisoned.
I’m more deadly than
a cobra snake
but ironically
I hate snakes
that can’t keep
their tounges in their mouth.
I was taught to stay quiet like a mouse
and over time I got obsessed with cheese.
but I rarely eat cheese
I try to avoid constipation
and never been the one
to take shit from anybody,
unless it’s money.
So words to advice
don’t mess with me.

This was a poem of double entendres.  Alot of words having two different meanings like Snake, Cyclops,Cheese Killer,Wave.

If you don’t understand this poem then comment below and I will break it down for you. 

Give the poem a chance and try and understand it