How To Save Your Marriage Part 3

Please read How To Save Your Marriage? and How To Be A Better Husband for real marriage advice.  Statics shows that 1 out of every 2 marriages end in divorce. I plan on writing a book about saving your marriage and being a better husband. In the bible, it says the man has to listen to his wife and love her. But sometimes we as men lose sight of that so below I will list a few things that can help your marriage prosper.

 

  1. When having sex with your wife, only worry about your own orgasm if you as a man pay the mortgage.
  2.  As a husband, never be the first to apologize.
  3. When your wife tells you I love you, don’t say it back in return because she already knows how you feel.
  4.  If you and your wife get into an argument, if you are paying the mortgage then tell her she has to sleep on the couch.
  5. If your wife won’t have sex with you, then don’t get mad, just watch porn.
  6. If your wife want you to kiss her, tell her no and kiss her on the cheek.
  7. Tell your wife that holding hands is not necessary and that’s only in the dating stage.
  8. Tell your wife that during basketball finals that she can go cheat because during NBA finals you will be only focusing on basketball.
  9. As a man if you have problems obtaining an erection and your wife think you should see help, tell her no and that sex is no longer a priority.
  10. Tell your wife that you love her but your mother comes first since your mother gave you birth.
  11. Tell your wife that celebrating anniversaries are overrated and you rather stay home and save money.
  12. Tell your wife that she don’t have to submit and that you rather have her lead the household.
  13. Tell your wife to not dress to impress you as a husband and recommend her not to wear tight clothing.
  14.  Tell your wife that her father comes 1st not matter what so tell her that if her father needs her, she is more than welcome to attend his needs.
  15. Tell your wife that there is nothing wrong with being addicted to porn and that sex is overrated and it looks better on porn.
  16. Tell your wife that its perfectly normal to check out other women and its perfectly normal. As long you don’t check out other women nothing wrong with checking out other women. In fact encourage her to check out other men
  17.  If your wife cheat and had sex with another man, to be honest as long as she wore a condom and did it in a hotel and did not give him head, this is absolutely  fine and reward her with a vanilla shake.
  18.  Tell your wife that she is not allowed to moan during sex and that sex will be a maximum of five minutes
  19. Tell your wife that it is disrespectful to receive blowjobs from her
  20. Tell your wife that being honest destroys the marriage faster
  21.  Tell your wife that dedication is more important than passion so as long as you are loyal and dedicated to her, tell her that you don’t have to be romantic to her.

 

I just gave you a sample of my book that I plan to publish in January. The name of my book is “101 Ways To Save Your Marriage” Marriage is like chores, it is not suppose to be fun, it’s suppose to be a lot of work and something that has to get done.

Comment below if you think marriage is worth it or not?

 

 

 

How To Save Your Marriage?

I am coming out with a new book called “How to save your marriage”

I am going to list some key elements on how to be a better husband

1) If your wife wanna use handcuffs in the bedroom, ask for a divorce

2) For those you have a girlfriend, tell her you only celebrate valentines day during the relationship stage but once ya get married, tell her not to expect a Valentine’s day gift

3) Tell your wife that planning a romantic dinner is too much work and you rather order her pizza

4) If you wife wanna talk and have make up sex after a week for not speaking, tell her no and that you rather buy her a reptar bar

5) If your wife want to give you oral sex tonight, let her suck the tip for 5 seconds then kiss her on the cheek and tell her Goodnight

6) When you sexing your wife from the back, make sure you slap her ass and say “Say you love this small daddy dick”

7) Tell your wife that shower sex is overrated and that you perfer to take a bubble bath alone.

8) Tell your wife that you plan on having sex with her only once a month

9) Tell you wife that you love her but your mother comes first

10) Tell your wife that for the one year anniversary that you plan on taking her to the strip club

11) When your wife wants to cuddle, tell her that the kids comes first and go sleep in your daughter’s room

12) If your wife want to have sex, tell her that you rather masturbate to porn.

13) After your wife gives you oral sex and swallow, tell her that you not kissing her for a month

14) Tell your wife ahead of time that once the kids are born ya not having sex no more and that ya will play tennis to burn calories

15) Tell your wife that you get sleepy early and no sex after 9:00 PM

16) If your wife gives you curfew, then tell her that she has to pay the mortgage

For those having problems in your marriage please send me your email address in the comment section 😉😉😉

Remember for the married couples that’s in their 50’s your only suppose to have sex once a year and once you hit 60’s the sex stops altogether.

I wish all married couples a healthy marriage.

I actually have done number 6 before lol

Comment below on how you feel about number 6