I have a book coming in the spring called “How To Be A Good Husband”. I have worked hard writing this book and now I finally found a publishing agency that will accept my work and I am so happy right now. When you work hard and remain patient and don’t give up, good things will come.
My book entails 101 tips on what to do and what not to do in order to be a good husband but in this blog I will list 10 main points I focus on in book.
Tell your wife that sex is overrated and that sex should last no longer than 1 minute.
Let your wife know that good sex can break a marriage apart and that sex should feel like a chore.
Let your wife that going separate vacations is better than going on vacations together because separate vacations will strengthen the marriage
If your wife want a joint bank account, tell her “Hell Noooooooooooo!”
If your wife doesn’t want to work and rather stay home and be a house wife, divorce her ASAP. Never settle for a housewife.
If your wife has a problem with you watching porn, politely ask for a divorce.
During football and basketball season, tell your wife to buy sex toys because from August – June, you will be busy watching sports. July is the month for sexual intercourse(also tell your wife that sexual intercourse will always involve a condom, no unprotected sex ever).
Tell your wife that in public it’s best to avoid communication and only focus on the cell phones because the more you communicate, the more chances of arguments.
Tell your wife that french kissing is not allowed and only once a month you will give her a quick peck on the lips.
Tell your wife that it is best not to wear shorts or anything revealing in the house because it will encourage you to lust and lusting after your wife is inappropriate. For example, tell your wife that when she take a shower, she must take her clothes with her in the bathroom and change in the bathroom after she get out the shower. Also, when your wife goes to bed, tell her that she must wear pajamas at all times and she can not sleep in the bed wearing bra and panties, boy shorts and leggings. In fact I would suggest sleeping in separate beds but that’s up to you.
Please hit the like button and comment below if you want me to provide more tips on how to save your marriage. Next month, I will be a special guest on the Oprah show on March 2 at 11Am. Make sure you tune in.
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As a hardworking man It’s Saturday, I can relax I brought bubbles and time to take bath but unfortunately interpreted by my dad. He wants me to do chores. I have to wash dishes and mop the kitchen floor. He tells me that in his deep voice, then he closes the door. When it comes to chores, I get bored. My own place I wish I can afford it Cleaned the dishes and I just mopped the floor I go to my dad’s room to open the door to see him banging some whore. I could barely see the whore since she is under the covers and my dad is on top of her. Then he screams and says “why don’t you knock” As I watch the whore move under the covers down to suck his cock and my dad says “Can you go the store and buy some condoms? I said “Can I take a bath first?” He says” You can do that later, you don’t have to go to work” So I walk to the store and brought mangenums like an obedient son plus a pack of gum. I come back to the house and go to his room and I saw a dead mouse on the floor behind the door. My dad says “Son can you pick up that dead mouse on the floor? “ I said “Why can’t you do it?” as I hand him the condoms “ He says “Boy are you stupid how dare you talk to me like this, apologize for talking to me like this!” I apologize to him He accepts and says “Your dismissed!” So I get fed up and call mom and tell her that dad is sick and need to go to the hospital. But I was planning to get my dad in trouble and expose him for cheating Mom wasn’t suppose be home for another 3 hours but because of me she will be home at this hour. 45 minutes later she walks in the house knocks on the door and yells “Howard, Howard!” The door was locked which was confusing to my mom. But I know my dad was having some fun getting his groove on. He opened the door and went inside and I’m like yes my dad is about to die and he getting kicked out tonight. But for some strange reason she went inside the room and I didn’t hear any shouting or screaming. I went by the door and I didn’t hear nothing. Then all of a sudden I heard moaning from three voices I’m like this is atrocious My dad and my mom is having a threesome. I then tripped over my shoelaces and turned the knob and bust the door open. I fell on the floor and I was embarrassed and so were they. Thus is a crazy Saturday I saw my mom riding my dad’s face. Now I realized I need my own space. They looked at me mad as shit and said “Boy I’m going to beat your ass!” Then I heard a laugh and it came from under the covers and it was the whore laughing saying “Daddy your big, you need a bigger rubber unlike my boyfriend, he small and a lousy lover” Then the whore came out under the covers looked at me and screamed. I shouted ” Elizabeth!” My parents were having a threesome with my girlfriend. So there you have it as I was in tears speaking to my therapist reminiscing about my girlfriend having a threesome with my parents
Lol if you was the therapist how would you respond?
A) You would laugh at him
B) You would say, can I get a turn with you mom/ dad rather if your a male or females reading
C) You would quit and find another profession because this story is too much to handle
D) Or would pretend to be listening but actually be asleep then wake suddenly right as he finishes his story and say “I’m sorry you were saying something?”
Just want to let you know I just accomplished another goal before the end of the year by uploading this blog and I still have 19 more blogs to upload this month before the year is over. On Friday I will upload part 2 to my 25th birthday story, please read part 1 I Will Never Forget My 25th Birthday (Part 1). On Saturday I will upload a poem “Suicidal Thoughts”, On Sunday I will upload a poem “Magic Spell”. On Monday December 11, I will upload a poem “The Unsolved Mystery”. On Tuesday December 12, I will upload two interesting questions that will have you thinking . On Wednesday December 13, I will upload, “Get Lost in my Poems part 2” please read part 1 Get Lost In My Poems . On December 15, I will upload, “Poetry is the Power of Life”. On December 16th, I will upload another interesting question about life for you to think about. On December 17th, I will write a poem about the number ‘7’. On December 18th, I will upload a blog explaining what is silent unity. On December 19th, I will upload a poem in on a topic in which you will pick a topic for me and all you have to do is comment below in this blog on which topic you would like me to talk about and this is first come first serves. On December 20th, I will write a blog on how to build your traffic on word press/blogging and share some tips that helped me. On December 21st, I upload an erotic poem. On December 23, I will upload another deep personal question. On December 24, I will upload a poem “Chase the money not the p*ussy”. On December 26, I will upload a poem with a multiple choice question at the end. On December 27, I will a personal embarrassing experience of mines. On December 29th, I will upload a poem “Don’t believe when she says I’m done with him”. On December 31st, well this will be a special blog that’s all I will say. I plan to upload as much as I can. October and November I had a lot of success with blogging and I plan to improve every month. Not only that, I will work twice as a hard to give feedback on my followers and give generous feedback on your blogs. I will be working hard in December and January because in the spring I won’t be blogging as much because it will be my last semester of school and I have to take a very hard class and I have to stay focus. By the summer of 2018, god willing if I’m still blogging I will write a personal experience of my year of 2017. I have a lot of work to do but if you want to be successful at something if you have to work hard. I encourage for every blogger reading, this challenge yourself and look at all your previous blogs. Pick your most successful and try to out do yourself this month. When it’s all said and done, I want my blogs, my poems to feel like you are watching a movie or reading a history textbook. I’m trying to make history and I want every blogger to do the same and be proud of your blogs and take pride in your work. I’m going all out, I’m going to upload some of the most deepest, extreme topic, questions. I’m going all out for the next two months. I plan to change the world with my blogging lol. Well let me calm down, that’s to far but you know I want be different from everybody else and I encourage you all to be different. Don’t be like nobody else, be different, be unique, share your thoughts. A few question to all the fellow bloggers(no need to comment below but just think), if you had to share your blog with the world, what blog would you pick to share with the world? What do want to accomplish with blogging? If you had to delete a blog of your, what would it be? What blog of your got the most likes? What blog of yours got the most comments? Who is your favorite blogger? Out of all your bloggers, who is your biggest supporter? If it wasn’t for blogging, how would you release your content? If you could pick a blogger to meet in real life, who would you pick? Another very personal deep question, do think it’s possible to fall in love with a blogger on word press and if you are in love with a blogger, what would you do about it? In fact, what if you was in love with a blogger that was already married, would you stalk his or her page, or would you delete him/her so you won’t be distracted? The few questions that I asked, no need to comment, just think about it
As I look up at the sky,
Wondering why it gets so dark at five.
I remind myself it’s the winter,
but I’m still reminiscing about the summer.
At this time the bats are awake,
But I stay inside for the sake,
of my protection
Too cold outside, I don’t need to catch an infection.
Shadow in the winter is visible the longest.
Besides the weather being the coldest,
Trees look dead and hopeless.
Animals choose to hibernate,
birds choose to migrate.
You look up for the stars, but you receive snow,
To cover the dead flowers since they not gonna grow.
At 5 o clock, the sky is space black.
Play with frosty the snowman , but his real name is Jack.
Always the coldest at the beginning and ending of the year.
Earth tilted from the sun the furthest this time of the year.
The wind is cold and bitter.
Night time comes 4 hours earlier unlike summer.
The truth behind the shadow of winter.
Let me see how deep you think when you comment below, send me a pic of an ice breaker? If you send me what I’m looking for, I will personally go on your blog and reblog the post I like most lol