Don’t let your marriage be destroyed. If your marriage is in danger of separation or divorce, email me at “firstname.lastname@example.org” to set up an appointment.
My motivation is to help you determine if this workshop is right for your particular situation. I also offer solutions for couples who can’t attend the workshop.
In this post, I will list the top ten things to do to save your marriage.
1) If you are having trouble obtaining an erection during sex, tell your wife ” I’m sorry I am not good enough for you” and kindly ask for a divorce.
2) If your wife tries to get frisky with you in the bedroom, yell at her and tell that you are afraid of seeing her naked because you love her too much to disrespect her.
3) Tell your wife that you strongly suggest that she shouldn’t wear booty shorts, make up, or leggings. Buy your wife sweat pants and pajamas to wear all times because you don’t want your wife to expose her curves.
4) Get your wife in the mood and touch and kiss her and make her feel attractive by giving her all types of compliments. Once your wife gets aroused, put a blind fold on her and tell her you are going to rock her world. Once the blind fold is on her, quietly leave the house and pray that she doesn’t hear you leave and never come back home.
5) For those of you that have an anniversary coming up, tell your wife that for the anniversary, you will take her to see Toy Story 4 to and take her to McDonalds afterwards to save money for the kids.
6) Never give your wife flowers because flowers die fast. For every anniversary that comes up, you and your wife should go on separate vacations and give each other space. Space is the number 1 thing that saved Barack and Michelle Obama’s marriage.
7) If God for bid your wife throws you a surprise birthday party, act like you love the surprise and tell her you love her to play it off. But as soon as she falls asleep later that night, write a long letter explaining how she broke your heart and tell her that you will divorce her and leave the letter under the pillow. Leave the house before she wakes up.
8) Tell your wife that sex is inappropriate and that sex will never take place at all. Let your wife know that she will never know how your penis feels or look like and that if she want children, she must go to a sperm bank.
9) Encourage your wife that it’s okay for married men to get lap dances from strippers as long as they don’t touch the strippers. Tell your wife that on the anniversary, you will go to the strip club.
10) Tell your wife that if she tries to wake you up in the middle of the night by giving you oral sex, tell her that you will call the cops on her.
This is a bonus tip: If you are struggling to keep the fire burning in your marriage and your wife suggest marriage counseling, laugh in her face and print this out and give her the list. If your wife thinks this list is a joke and a waste of time, kindly scream at her “I want a divorce” in Vince McMahon’s voice.
I saved a total of 102 marriages and I have a 86% success rate.
I offer package deals for the summer of 2019 and I will be dropping prices because the summer is when the divorce rate is at its highest. Remember the key thing, the more sex you have in your marriage, the higher chances you have of getting a divorce. Sex is overrated an it poisons the mind to another level.
This year I want to save at least 40 marriages by the end of the year so please share this post with your family and friends so one day I can become famous from this post.
I love you all and God bless your marriage!