How To Save Your Marriage?

I am coming out with a new book called “How to save your marriage”

I am going to list some key elements on how to be a better husband

1) If your wife wanna use handcuffs in the bedroom, ask for a divorce

2) For those you have a girlfriend, tell her you only celebrate valentines day during the relationship stage but once ya get married, tell her not to expect a Valentine’s day gift

3) Tell your wife that planning a romantic dinner is too much work and you rather order her pizza

4) If you wife wanna talk and have make up sex after a week for not speaking, tell her no and that you rather buy her a reptar bar

5) If your wife want to give you oral sex tonight, let her suck the tip for 5 seconds then kiss her on the cheek and tell her Goodnight

6) When you sexing your wife from the back, make sure you slap her ass and say “Say you love this small daddy dick”

7) Tell your wife that shower sex is overrated and that you perfer to take a bubble bath alone.

8) Tell your wife that you plan on having sex with her only once a month

9) Tell you wife that you love her but your mother comes first

10) Tell your wife that for the one year anniversary that you plan on taking her to the strip club

11) When your wife wants to cuddle, tell her that the kids comes first and go sleep in your daughter’s room

12) If your wife want to have sex, tell her that you rather masturbate to porn.

13) After your wife gives you oral sex and swallow, tell her that you not kissing her for a month

14) Tell your wife ahead of time that once the kids are born ya not having sex no more and that ya will play tennis to burn calories

15) Tell your wife that you get sleepy early and no sex after 9:00 PM

16) If your wife gives you curfew, then tell her that she has to pay the mortgage

For those having problems in your marriage please send me your email address in the comment section 😉😉😉

Remember for the married couples that’s in their 50’s your only suppose to have sex once a year and once you hit 60’s the sex stops altogether.

I wish all married couples a healthy marriage.

I actually have done number 6 before lol

Comment below on how you feel about number 6

Let’s Read This Story And Pick A Letter At The End

I really really need your help please read and give me an answer!

 

 

 

 

As a hardworking man
It’s Saturday, I can relax
I brought bubbles
and time to take bath
but unfortunately
interpreted by my dad.
He wants me
to do chores.
I have to wash dishes
and mop the kitchen floor.
He tells me that
in his deep voice,
then he closes the door.
When it comes to chores,
I get bored.
My own place
I wish I can afford it
Cleaned the dishes
and I just mopped the floor
I go to my dad’s room
to open the door
to see him banging
some whore.
I could barely see the whore
since she is under
the covers
and my dad is on top
of her.
Then he screams and
says “why don’t you knock”
As I watch the whore move
under the covers
down
to suck his cock
and my dad says
“Can you go the store
and buy some condoms?
I said “Can I take a bath first?”
He says” You can do that later, you don’t
have to go to work”
So I walk to the store
and brought mangenums
like an obedient son
plus a pack of gum.
I come back to the house
and go to his room
and I saw a dead mouse
on the floor
behind the door.
My dad says “Son
can you pick up
that dead mouse on the floor? “
I said “Why can’t you do it?”
as I hand him the condoms “
He says
“Boy are you stupid
how dare you talk to
me like this, apologize
for talking to me like this!”
I apologize to him
He accepts and says
“Your dismissed!”
So I get fed up and call
mom and tell her that
dad is sick
and need to go
to the hospital.
But I was planning
to get my dad in trouble
and expose him for cheating
Mom wasn’t suppose be home
for another 3 hours
but because of me
she will be home at this hour.
45 minutes later she walks in the house
knocks on the door
and yells
“Howard, Howard!”
The door was locked
which was confusing
to my mom.
But I know my dad
was having some fun
getting his groove on.
He opened the door
and went inside
and I’m like
yes my dad is about
to die
and he getting kicked
out tonight.
But for some strange reason
she went inside the room
and I didn’t hear any
shouting or screaming.
I went by the door
and I didn’t hear nothing.
Then all of a sudden
I heard moaning
from three voices
I’m like this is atrocious
My dad and my mom
is having a threesome.
I then tripped over my
shoelaces and turned the knob
and bust the door open.
I fell on the floor and I was embarrassed
and so were they.
Thus is a crazy Saturday
I saw my mom riding my
dad’s face.
Now I realized I need my own space.
They looked at me mad as shit and said
“Boy I’m going
to beat your ass!”
Then I heard a laugh
and it came from under the covers
and it was the whore laughing
saying “Daddy your big, you need
a bigger rubber unlike my boyfriend, he small  and  a lousy lover”
Then the whore came out
under the covers
looked at me and screamed.
I shouted ” Elizabeth!”
My parents were having a threesome
with my girlfriend.
So there you have it
as I was in tears speaking
to my therapist
reminiscing about my girlfriend
having a threesome
with my parents

Lol if you was the therapist how would you respond?

 

A) You would laugh at him

B) You would say, can I get a turn with you mom/ dad  rather if your a male or females reading

C) You would quit and find another profession because this story is too much to handle

 

D) Or would pretend to be listening but actually  be  asleep then wake suddenly right as he finishes his story and say “I’m sorry you were saying something?”

 

The Shadow Of Winter

Just want to let you know I just accomplished another goal before the end of the year by uploading this blog and  I still have 19 more blogs to upload this month before the year is over. On Friday I will upload part 2 to my 25th birthday story, please read part 1 I Will Never Forget My 25th Birthday (Part 1). On Saturday I will upload  a poem “Suicidal Thoughts”, On Sunday I will upload a poem “Magic Spell”. On Monday December 11, I will upload a poem “The Unsolved Mystery”. On Tuesday December 12, I will upload two  interesting  questions that will have you thinking . On Wednesday December 13,  I will upload, “Get Lost in my Poems part 2” please read part 1 Get Lost In My Poems     . On December 15, I will upload,  “Poetry is the Power of Life”.  On December 16th, I will upload another interesting question about life for you  to think about. On December 17th, I will write a poem about the number ‘7’. On December 18th, I will upload a blog explaining what is silent unity. On December 19th, I will upload a poem in on a topic in which you will pick a topic for me and all you have to do is comment below in this blog on which topic you would like me to talk about and this is first come first serves.  On December 20th, I will write a blog on how to build your traffic on word press/blogging and share some tips that helped me.  On December 21st, I upload  an erotic poem. On December 23, I will upload another deep personal question.  On December 24, I will upload a poem “Chase the money not the p*ussy”. On December 26, I will upload a poem with a multiple choice question at the end. On December 27, I will a personal  embarrassing experience of mines. On December 29th,  I will upload  a poem “Don’t believe when she says I’m done with him”. On December 31st, well this will be a special blog that’s all I will say.  I plan to upload as much as I can. October and November I had a lot of success with blogging and  I plan to improve every month. Not only that, I will work twice as a hard to give feedback on my followers and give generous feedback on your blogs.  I will be working hard in December and January because in the spring I won’t be blogging as much because it will  be my last semester of school and I have to take a very hard class and I have to stay focus. By the summer of 2018, god willing if I’m still blogging I will write a personal experience of my year of 2017. I have a lot of work to do but if you want to be successful at something if you have to work hard.  I encourage for every blogger reading, this challenge yourself and look at all your previous blogs. Pick your most successful and try to out do yourself this month.  When it’s all said and done, I want my blogs, my poems to feel like you are watching a movie or reading a history textbook. I’m trying to make history and I want every blogger to do the same and be proud of your blogs and take pride in your work.  I’m going all out, I’m going to upload some of the most deepest, extreme topic, questions. I’m going all out for the next two months. I plan to change the world with my blogging lol. Well let me calm down, that’s to far but you know I want be different from everybody else and I encourage you all to be different. Don’t be like nobody else, be different, be unique, share your thoughts.   A  few question to all the fellow bloggers(no need to comment below but just think), if you had to share your blog with the world, what blog would you pick to share with the world? What do want to accomplish with blogging?  If you had to delete a blog of your, what would it be? What blog of your got the most likes? What blog of yours got the most comments? Who is your favorite blogger? Out of all your bloggers, who is your biggest supporter? If it wasn’t for blogging, how would you release your content? If you could pick a blogger to meet in real life, who would you pick? Another very personal deep question, do think it’s possible to fall in love with a blogger on word press and if you are in love with a blogger, what would you do about it? In fact, what if you was in love with a blogger that was already married, would you stalk his or her page, or would you delete him/her so you won’t be distracted? The few questions that I asked, no need to comment, just think about it

 

 

As I look up at the sky,
Wondering why it gets so dark at five.
I remind myself it’s the winter,

but I’m still reminiscing about the summer.
At this time the bats are awake,

But I stay inside for the sake,
of my protection
Too cold outside, I don’t need to catch an infection.
Shadow in the winter is visible the longest.

Besides the weather being the coldest,
Trees look dead and hopeless.

Animals choose to hibernate,

birds choose to migrate.

You look up for the stars, but you receive snow,
To cover the dead flowers since they not gonna grow.

At 5 o clock, the sky is space black.

Play with frosty the snowman , but his real name is Jack.

Always the coldest at the beginning and ending of the year.
Earth tilted from the sun the furthest this time of the year.

The wind is cold and bitter.
Night time comes 4 hours earlier unlike summer.
The truth behind the shadow of winter.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Let me see how deep you think when you comment below, send me a pic of an ice breaker? If you send me what I’m looking for, I will personally go on your blog and reblog the post I like most lol