Donuts

This is my 257 post. My 300th post will be my last post then I will be moving on for good. Please read What Is My Next Plan After Blogging?

I believe there are three main reasons why people choose to lie

1. Because they fear judgement and ashamed of who they are and what they have done

2. Because they are trying to protect the feelings of the person they are lying to.

3. Because the person they are lying to, they view them as weak minded and gullible and they feel they can get away with it.

These in my opinion are the reasons why I think people lie. Comment below any other common reasons why people lie and do you believe lying is neccessary in order to protect somebody or should you tell the truth regardless?

Women are like donuts

come in all shapes and sizes

and I love chocolate

I put my hand inside the boxes

then I start eating

whatever inside the boxes

The taste in my mouth

is always scrumptious

For those of you reading this

What’s the double entendre?

Pink Flowers

Two flowers

to remind me

Spring is here.

When I see flowers

I begin to sing

like snow white.

Mother nature is part of life

and I will never let the flowers die.

A view of a dead garden

irritates me like pink eye.

Mother nature is part of life and leaves flowers

on my tombstone

when I die

The Eyeball

I see black and white

and one eye open

with prominent eye lashes.

Eyeballs are massive

while observing,

curious to what’s in your eyes.

Your in deep thought

I can see it through

your one eye

and don’t you dare lie

I will expose the secret you are trying to hide

I AM A Leader

I started a podcast a few days ago and here is my link Spoken Word

 

 

relax and relieve tension

my attention

was the lords greatest invention.

accomplished every challenge

So much pressure on my shoulders

as time was moving faster

but I choose to work harder.

I wasn’t a follower

I made it to the top

Now others look up to me as a leader

How To Be A Better Husband

I am coming out with a book called “How To Save Your Marriage” on December 15th.

In this post I will list things that I will be heavily discussed in book. So below read the list and get a sneak preview

1. Tell your wife that sleeping in separate beds is healthy

2. If your wife wants to cuddle, tell her no that you want to sleep on the couch for tonight.

3. Tell your wife that sex is not a big deal and that sex is only necessary once a year

4. Tell your wife that the kids come first always

5. Tell your wife that romance is not needed to make the marriage last.

6. Tell your wife that she is not allowed to disturb you when you are watching basketball

7. Tell your wife that whenever ya go out that she has to do all the driving

8. Tell your wife that you refuse to perform oral sex on her

9. Tell your wife that you are still wearing condoms during sex

10. Tell your wife that during football season that it is okay for her cheat

11. Tell your wife that you don’t want her to submit m

12. Tell your wife that you rather follow her lead and let her be head of the household

13. Tell your wife that whenever she gets out the shower and come into the bedroom that she must keep the towel wrapped around her body and she can’t be naked in front of you

14. Tell your wife that you won’t allow her to give you oral sex because it’s a sin.

15. Tell your wife that her father always come first before your needs

16. Tell your wife that you will be sleeping in the bed next to the kids until junior high school

Will You Pray Or Make Excuses?

Time runs

He levitates towards the sky.

Some say he shy,

but yet arms are wide

ready to make a scarfice.

Legs stretched out far apart

He is spry

Does he do gymnastics

to keep his body active?

Do you wonder how he keeps his mind active?

Does he read the bible?

Or does he make excuses?

What do you think his excuse is?

Do you want a hint?

Well here it is.

You see the clock?

The clock stopped

but time never stops as

long as we live

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as long as we live.

But nothing last forever so time won’t tick any longer.

So souls leave human bodies

since souls remain forever

while bodies get buried.

Every human is different but after life,

we receive judgment.

The sky opens up for worthy souls

to enter the kingdom of heaven

but only a few will seek it.

Lord accepts a few souls

then close the gates

on the large crowd of souls

surrounding the gates.

Souls banging on the gates saying

“Let me in” Lord says

“I don’t have time to let anybody else in”

This boy in the pic

is one of the ones that didn’t make it.

While living his soul needed saving

Parents beg him to go to church

but his parents, he kept ignoring.

When stressed out, instead of praying he kept smoking.

When he got his girlfriend pregnant,

instead of telling his parents

he forced his girlfriend to get an abortion.

Whenever he sinned, never asked for forgiveness.

So everytime

when his parents asked him

if he thanked the Lord this morning

for winning

the gold trophy in gymnastics, he said

” I forgot”

When his parents asked him

“when do you plan on going back to church?”

He said

” I don’t know, I’m grown, I don’t have time, I got school and gymnastics”

 

The Lesson In This Poem

Life is temporary

so be careful how you live it.

Time is constant like a heartbeat

but they both will stop eventually.

Prayer takes a little more than second.

Lord never asks for perfection

but he wants us to seek forgiveness

for sinning.

So remember everyday you don’t pray

and make excuses

lord is always watching.

One day closer

until your heart

will stop beating

and eventually time will stop ticking.

We have many paths to take

when we live each day

but the many paths

will lead to only two final destinations.

So will find time to pray

or will you make excuses?

 

Another Great Story to read is Don’t Worry; The Person Next To You Is Flawed Too

Perfection

A lesson comes after we asked  a question.
We would never need answers if we lived to perfection.
At all times we would be able to achieve excellence.
Just imagine old men over 70 able to obtain erections without using Cialis
No longer judged by our skin complexion
so black men constantly rejected won’t
be ashamed of their reflections,
taking turns selecting a president
in alphabetical order without a primary election
STD’S never existed so no need for protection.
We all became vegetarians and salad
tasted like fried chicken.
Over the counter drug for depression,
to slowly subdue the pain of a broken heart within minutes.
Imagine a Rate My Parent website to voluntarily choose our parents
when women become pregnant.
Imagine we had weather repellent
where we can repel rain snow, hail and sleet
that  comes from heaven.
We go under spell so we can no longer be jealous and we become grateful of each other presence.
Think about everything I just mentioned
and go re-read this poem backwards back to the first sentence
Jealously, bad weather, abusive parents, failed relationships, heart attacks, HIV, Donald Trump, erectile dysfunction,
I now have now a question
In this poem, what is the main message?

When A Dream Turns Into A Nightmare?

Seek peace
so everyday
I wait by the sea
just like the dreams,
I mimic the details
as I visualize myself
on top of the whales
surfing to an island
of paradise.
View is nice
and air is clear
like the clouds
in the sky.
I am fed grapes from
the vine
by lovely ladies
in bikinis.
They as well
are devoted
to rubbing my feet.
The admire the words
I speak.
This was my dream
I snapped out of it
from daydreaming
and wanted to make
peaceful dream into reality.
Take my flip flops off
and I started to saunter towards
the sea.
Water got deeper and deeper
and closer towards my face.
I closed my eyes
and was ready to come face
to face with my dream.
But instead of riding on a whale
like I imagined
I am sinking lower and lower
to the bottom of the ocean
am I’m thinking
how did this happened?