Can You Handle The Size

Angel eyes
and thick
like stripper thighs.
Hit it all night
As long as the angle right.
Take a ride,
the size is nice.
Catch more than a stroke tonight
Alot to handle so close your eyes
While I take your breathe away
and tears come out of your eyes.
Imagine a pastor that hates life,
it doesn’t make sense right,
how I left you hypnotized?
You feeling surprised?
Do you like the way
I take your breathe away at
any give time?
Do you want to take a ride
anywhere and any time?
By the bed post, wrist handcuffed
like a criminal committed a crime.
You say I’m too much to handle right?
Is it because of my size?
Like the saying
“If you can’t do the time, don’t do the crime”
This is my saying to you
“If you can’t handle the size, don’t ask for a ride”

It Was Only Suppose To Be A Simple First Date Only

Everything seemed normal until I laid eyes on her.

Swear the most gorgeous figure and her hairstyle is most what I adored.

Definitely have caught my attention for sure.

I approached her, got her name, number, and I wanted to get to know her

some more.

A week later I took her to dinner and we conversed.

She told me she was a school nurse and on

Sundays she goes to church.

A beautiful working woman that’s God fearing, what more can I ask more.

I admire her curves as we talked for a while.

The round hips on her, and the dimples when she smiles.

Something was happening to me while she speaks to me.

The flirtatious look on her face turned me on and had me blushing.

I got a little embarrassed when she noticed that because I like to keep 

what’s on my mind a secret.

But truth be told it was obvious even to a first grader that I was catching feelings.

As usual she had to say “Aww you look so cute when you blush”

I started to giggle a little and I said “Okay now that’s enough.”

A little while later, the waiter brought the bill.

I pulled out the 50 dollars and left a 10 dollar tip on the table 

and asked her “Did you enjoy your meal?”

She said “It was cool, even though I didn’t finish it”

I wanted to invite her to my house, but I couldn’t form the sentence.

Finding the rights word at that moment was nonexistent, I guess I was nervous. 

I been on dates before but  I still felt like a novice.

So instead I played it safe an drove her back home in silence.

So I pulled up to the curb in front of her house and put the car in park.

I felt the tension between us like where in a horror movie and it was after dark.

She said “So what are you about to get into now?”

I said “Nothing much then I started daydreaming imagining her in a sexy gown.

She said “I didn’t expect to get home so early now”

I was caught off guard and I was thinking hard.

I was almost certain she was throwing out the clues.

Like  a game of chess, how do I start, how do I make my first move?

What do I do?

She started touching my arms admiring my Sean John sweater but felt my body tense up.

She really had to push her luck and now at that point I already know wassup.

She began to cares my neck and armpits and tickle just to hear me giggle.

This moment was definitely official because I knew I was soon going to yell checkmate.

But I didn’t make any move yet I choose to play it safe

by saying ” What do I have to do to get you to stop?”

She pulled me closer and said “come here” we  kissed and I didn’t want to stop.

After thirty seconds I stopped and I pretend  I was shocked even though deep down

I knew ahead of time what she was gonna do.

I waited for a few seconds then I went in for the kiss full force and aggressive. 

I kissed and touch her with a little bit of lust and affection.

She felt the bulge between my pants and I anticipated on what she was about to do next.

I reclined my seat back, close my eyes and she was giving me some neck.

Five minutes later just when I was about to cum, she asked me ” Do you have a condom?”

 

To Be Continued!

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How should I continue the next part of this story?

1) The guy has a condom in his pocket and get his groove on and sex her good?

2) The guy has a condom and get try to get his groove on but can’t obtain an erection?

3) The guy doesn’t has a condom and the girl just has sex with him anyway and they both have a pregnant scare?

4) The guy doesn’t have condom and she told him I can’t have sex with you without a condom but the guy gets angry and decides to rape her?

5) The guy doesn’t has a condom and the girl just has sex with him and she catches an STD?

 

 

We Not Meant To Last

we not meant to last forever

let’s make this work for the better

and be grateful for each other

enjoying the pleasure

of what we can offer each other

Who do you know that can sex u better?

Got you so wet and so high

off my high sex drive

You feel so tight

Even though this won’t last forever

it feels so right.

Texting me reckless

be leading  me to erections.

Emojis is your way of expression

that you want to swallow the liquids

out of my  ejaculation

Never make a fool out of yourself by assuming

I need your attention 24/7

Jealousy of my wifey

gonna leave you horny

This isn’t a nonfiction book

or a autobiography

A  chapter in a fiction book

my love for you is a fantasy

but giving you the dick is a reality.

I enjoy having you as side chick

but the sex has an expiration date

and time is almost up

Sex Is Blind

Sex is blind

wrong place and wrong time

The sun rise and we get wet

until the sun set

and now the heart is dead.

Your life stops.

We stuck in a box

inside a room

and no room for the lock.

An activity have you hypnotized.

We don’t know why

but don’t fight our addiction

digging deeper to affliction

for selling our soul to the demon.

It’s such a weakness and you got to have it.

Neglecting responsibilities is more than a bad habit

Skip over our main duties and hop over them

lie rabbits chasing a carrot.

At first this was not what you was looking for

but now when you receive it, you always want more.

Attitude change in a heartbeat

when the orgasm approaches.

Set on fire like Olympic torches

but the more you get it,

the more you lose focus

on your main responsibilities

blind and eventually you’ll fold.

Even though hell is hot,

the devil is cold

as he plays

capture the flag

with your soul,

manipulating your mind

at any given time

allowing him to be the pilot

and your mind on auto pilot.

A robot in progress

and can’t help the poor choices

from being quiet to becoming boisterous

This is what happens when the sex is perfect.

We tend to ignore the characteristics of a person,

making excuses, excusing their poor behavior

for their excellent performance in the sex department.

Their toxic ways is neglected since we are blinded

because we think their sex is like medicine

but’s its an alcoholic beverage.

One day after being left stranded

in the cold in the middle of the night

for being heartbroken

thinking about all scarfices

you think back to all your decisions.

Once tears dry, you realize you were being stupid.

You ask yourself ” What was I thinking “

well I’m here to tell you that

you wasn’t thinking

because love is always mistaken

for just being good sex all the time.

Just like love, sex as well is blind.

Is Celibacy Worth It?

A choice to make but time to think about it.
Weighing the options , the positives and negatives.
A hard choice  to make, but happiness is definite
Your true soul mate is promised to you after 4 years   for a lifetime with 3 kids share with if you choose to practice abstinence for a quadrennial period.
Guaranteed  a lifetime of paradise after but the struggle  to survive won’t be concise.
A choice to demise your sex life, but sex is constantly on your mind.
Used  to getting it all the time to not getting any at all .
Now life don’t feel so sweet like candy made of cotton.
Sex toys and vibrators now  out the closet and put it in the coffin.
Vaseline and lotions now serve for only one particular purpose.(side note do you know what I mean by one particular purpose?)
Compared to others now at a disadvantage like the tortoise.
We all want freedom of happiness, but can you go thru hell to find it by facing every demon following satin.
Every morning  you see a new demon, scheming, pressuring you to have sex and how much you need it.
Feels like your guardian angel is nonexistent when Satin sends his followers to pay u a morning visit.
Whispering in your ear leading you to temptation.
Promising you a way to escape prison
remanding you being celibate is stupid telling you everybody else is doing it 
Guarantees you endless sex with the sexiest models and celebrities any time you want.
Guarantees you  massive amounts of money and gives you courage to flaunt 
to the public since money attracts sex.
Promises you that having sex is   the new level of success which gives you the respect you deserve
since lack of sex damages your nerves.
Telling you that how you live off of sex way before you started living by the good word.
God not trying to bless you, why would he put you through a curse like this.
So now ask yourself, is celibacy  worth it?

Bad Sex Is Not A Good Reason To Cheat

I always constantly hear stories of how people cheat on their partner because their partner isn’t satisfying them in the sex department.

When it comes to sex, you are suppose to communicate what you like and what you don’t like. Commuincation is the key to a healthy relationship. If the sex is bad in your relationship, tell your partner that your unsastifed and that it’s very important for the two of you will try and make the sex life better. Commuincation is key to overcoming sexual incompatibility. Have realistic expectations and be open to try new things. To have a good sex life you need commuincation, creativity, and consent. I just learned this recently, but the sexual IQ is low on average because we are taught to not talk about sex.

If the sex is not good with your partner, then why do some people cheat on their partner instead of communicating with their partner to see what can be improved?

Is bad sex a deal breaker in a relationship?

Do you think a person’s sex drive can be changed?

How To Save Your Marriage?

I am coming out with a new book called “How to save your marriage”

I am going to list some key elements on how to be a better husband

1) If your wife wanna use handcuffs in the bedroom, ask for a divorce

2) For those you have a girlfriend, tell her you only celebrate valentines day during the relationship stage but once ya get married, tell her not to expect a Valentine’s day gift

3) Tell your wife that planning a romantic dinner is too much work and you rather order her pizza

4) If you wife wanna talk and have make up sex after a week for not speaking, tell her no and that you rather buy her a reptar bar

5) If your wife want to give you oral sex tonight, let her suck the tip for 5 seconds then kiss her on the cheek and tell her Goodnight

6) When you sexing your wife from the back, make sure you slap her ass and say “Say you love this small daddy dick”

7) Tell your wife that shower sex is overrated and that you perfer to take a bubble bath alone.

8) Tell your wife that you plan on having sex with her only once a month

9) Tell you wife that you love her but your mother comes first

10) Tell your wife that for the one year anniversary that you plan on taking her to the strip club

11) When your wife wants to cuddle, tell her that the kids comes first and go sleep in your daughter’s room

12) If your wife want to have sex, tell her that you rather masturbate to porn.

13) After your wife gives you oral sex and swallow, tell her that you not kissing her for a month

14) Tell your wife ahead of time that once the kids are born ya not having sex no more and that ya will play tennis to burn calories

15) Tell your wife that you get sleepy early and no sex after 9:00 PM

16) If your wife gives you curfew, then tell her that she has to pay the mortgage

For those having problems in your marriage please send me your email address in the comment section 😉😉😉

Remember for the married couples that’s in their 50’s your only suppose to have sex once a year and once you hit 60’s the sex stops altogether.

I wish all married couples a healthy marriage.

I actually have done number 6 before lol

Comment below on how you feel about number 6

What Do You Believe Is The Most Common Mistake Made On The 1st Date?

This post is not a poem. Today I decided to post something that I read on social media that have caught my attention.
I will keep this short and simple

I read on social media about how this woman went on a date with this guy. This guy spent 200 dollars on the 1st date and he assumed that he was going to have sex with this women when he walked her to the door. She felt the vibe that he wanted to have sex. So she told him to go to the store and buy condoms and she also told him that she was going to hop in the shower real quick and wait for him and let him in when he comes back from 7-11.. As soon as he left to go to 7-11 to buy condoms, she close the door and locked it and blocked his number and never spoke to him again.

1) After reading this, what is your opinion on this situation?

2) What is your opinion about this man based on reading this? Did he make any mistakes? Do you think he is naive?

3) What do you believe are common mistakes that people make on 1st dates?

4) How much money is appropiate to spend on a first date?

5) Is it appropriate to have sex on the 1st date?

6) What is your opinion about this woman based on reading this? Do you agree with what she did? Do you think she is ungrateful?

7) If your child was 18 and they told you that they had sex on the 1st date, how would you respond?

8) Why do men assume sex is guaranteed if they spent alot money on a date?

9) How common do you think sex on the first date happens?

10) Do you think it’s better to have sex on the first date or to wait until you are married to have sex? If you had to choose, what would you pick?

11) This question is for women, if your in a relationship, do you expect your boyfriend to pay to get your hair and nails done?

Pick one question that your caught your attention the most and comment below and I will respond to your comment regarding my opinion.

My Wife’s Best Friend(Sex Poem)

Maid of honor at my wedding
and godmother of my daughter.
One night things got freaky.
Do I feel feel guilty?
I couldn’t resist,
she was too sexy.
One night I received a
phone call.
It was her,
wasn’t expecting it
at all.
She was my wife’s
best friend since
kindergarten.
5ft 5, caramel complexion,
Curvy back and the arch
on her back would lead
any man to erection.
Built like a sex goddess
more gorgeous than
Athena
and for a long time I
wanted to insert my penis
in her.
Curious as I was
I picked up the phone
and heard a dial tone.
2 mins later she called
again
and I answered
She ask to speak with my
wife
but my wife wasn’t home.
I was more concerned
because she was crying
on the phone
I asked her what was wrong
She told me
her ex fiance
dies in a plane crash.
That moment I felt
so bad and sad.
I felt her emotions
More than likely
she was lonely
so I decided to check
on her in person.
Soon as I
walked in,
she was on the
couch weeping
Tears were falling.
Barely able to speak
trying to explain
to me.
She was 4 weeks pregnant.
I put her face on my shoulder
and she cried for about
an hour.
Boy was I uncomfortable
for that whole hour,
but she was vulnerable
So comforting her
was something I
had to do.
I cradle her like a baby
and wiped away her tears
and I started smelling
her hair.
It smelled nice.
She began to look at me
and slightly smile.
What she did next was foul
She took my fingers in her mouth
and began to suck on them.
It felt good, I started to grin
Almost committed a sin
when she try to guide
my hands on her tits.
I felt them for 3 seconds
then pulled back
I started to get tense and resist.
I told her that I couldn’t go
through with this.
I stood up and headed
to the front door.
She followed right behind me.
From behind she grabbed my dick
through my jeans.
Her small hands on my dick
felt so good
I got hard instantly.
She told me to stay for a while.
I mean my wife was miles
away.
Besides she told me
she had a condom
up stairs anyway
and she was wearing tight
shorts by the way.
Got the type of sex
appeal to turn a gay man
straight.
I could no longer resist.
I took both my hands
and grabbed her fat ass
while she unzip my zipper
and began stroking my dick
We started to tongue kiss.
I lifted her up by her ass
and took her upstairs.
Took off all my gear.
My dick was fully hard
She was amazed, and called
me a monster.
She began sucking on
my monster.
She started off slow
but gradually went harder.
My wife never sucked me
like this.
To be honest sex with my
wife lately was shitty.
She could barely handle me.
With my wife I have to do everything
gently,
but her best friend
suck dick like she need a favor
and it was an emergency.
Seconds later I am shooting
my big load
down her throat
and she gulped
every last drop
and my dick was still hard.
I wanted to fuck the shit
out of her box
condom or not
It was worth being wreckless
this moment
She spread her legs wide open.
I lifted her light body up,
and eased her down on
my dick.
She riding this dick,
while bitting her lips.
I pinned her against the wall
and insert my penis behind her
and grabbed her hair.
She screaming “yes daddy
fucked this tight pussy
and shoot your big load
inside of me”.
Immediately my dick double
in size and I started shooting
a gallon
inside of her.
I stretched her tight pussy
you would have thought
she gave birth.
Suddenly a knock on the door.
She looked through the peephole
and it was her dead fiance sister at the door.
If you was in this position, what would you do?
If you was in the husband’s situation, would you be able to resist?

No Title Yet

I didn’t plan on posting anything until May, but I have been doing a lot of writing for the past 6 weeks. I haven’t uploaded anything on here since December 31st, and I can’t lie I do miss uploading blogs but I still do be around from time to time to give feedback on other people’s blogs. Now I’m still on break so I won’t upload anything else until May but I have wrote this story I wanted to share with my bloggers. I need your help and I want to get you involved with this story by helping me come up with an ending.

You don’t need to answer this question in the comment section, but why do you think I wrote this story and what is the lesson behind this story?

For those of you that have Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, etc, when you see a picture a bad chick, thick in all the right places, caramel complexion, sexy pose, how many likes and comments do you think she get based on her picture?

A lovely woman with a nice shape
and a gorgeous face.
Want to take her on a date.
Bring her back to your place.
Have sex on the 1st date
with a condom to keep you safe.
Most men think of looks
but I see beyond the pretty face.
The vagina is a snake
gifted wrapped as a present
on Christmas Day.
This lovely woman is a celebration.
Smile is bright and gorgeous
like Christmas decorations
in a white neighborhood.
Proud to express your manhood
as she aggressively takes
charge of your wood.
Cooks and clean,
rubs your back,
and massages your feet.
Affectionate in all the
right places.
Sending you nudes
only a daily basis.
A lady in public
but a freak in private
which really means
a bunny rabbit in public
but a rat in private.
Seems all innocent
in the front
but hiding the fishing rod
behind her back
to reel you in.
Trapping you in her bullshit.
She starts off with
“Your different compared to the assholes
I been with!”
“I’m so lucky to have you!”
“What do you think our future kids would be like?”
“It don’t matter what we do, as long as I spend time with you.”
This is how it is in the beginning.
Sounds lovely but for every beginning there is always an ending.
As time is moving, mood and tension is changing.
My mom and I got into an argument and she kicked me out.
Can I stay with you for a little while?
You don’t really want to but you allow her to stay.
Make some closet space
for all her outfits and high heels,
but at least she says
I will help you with the rent and any other bills”
Start to feel a little better, because you can use
the extra cheddar.
Helps out only for the first month.
Home cooked meals on the regular.
Without being asked, she packs your lunch.
Good sex and blowjobs, you receive a ton.
In fact receiving so much, you barely get to sleep much.
One day you come home and she is on the couch crying.
She just got laid off , “What am I going to do?” She won’t stop complaining.
You feel bad and tell her not to worry.
You being all charming, telling her that
she is smart and sexy and how she will
one day land on her feet.
You also tell her not to worry about paying rent
so she could focus on looking for a job.
You have sympathy for her because you know life is hard.
Never enough flashcards
to prepare you for when you loose your job.
Next day you come home and she is
on the couch watching TV.
Day after she isn’t home because she texted you she is at the library
and she didn’t tell you she left a lot of dishes
in the sink.
Day after she isn’t home again and she didn’t leave you a text message.
Your bedroom is a mess, clothes all over the bed,
perfume all over the dresser, lipstick all over the chester.
Now pissed off, you head to the bathroom
and it smells like marijuana .
So now you call her and leave a voicemail “Where the fuck are you, get your ass back to my apartment I need to talk to you”
She comes and says “I heard your voicemail, why do you have an attitude?”

I will write a part 2 and continue this story but I was thinking of ending this story in three ways

  1. Have the ending where this guy eventually gets her pregnant but find out the baby isn’t his and he kills the baby
  2. She sets him up to get robbed by some street guys
  3. They get into an argument and they get into a fight and he accidentally kills her and now trying to cover up the murder

I want you to comment below and either choose between the three on how I should end this story or if you have another clever way to end this story comment below. I am open to all ideas.

After I write part 2, I will edit this and add a tittle. I purposely didn’t add a title to this story yet. I will upload part 2 in May. I have a lot of good poems coming in the future.

It may take some time before I reply if you choose to comment below because I’m so busy so I apologize ahead of time for late responses to comments

See you all in May