I have a book coming in the spring called “How To Be A Good Husband”. I have worked hard writing this book and now I finally found a publishing agency that will accept my work and I am so happy right now. When you work hard and remain patient and don’t give up, good things will come.
My book entails 101 tips on what to do and what not to do in order to be a good husband but in this blog I will list 10 main points I focus on in book.
- Tell your wife that sex is overrated and that sex should last no longer than 1 minute.
- Let your wife know that good sex can break a marriage apart and that sex should feel like a chore.
- Let your wife that going separate vacations is better than going on vacations together because separate vacations will strengthen the marriage
- If your wife want a joint bank account, tell her “Hell Noooooooooooo!”
- If your wife doesn’t want to work and rather stay home and be a house wife, divorce her ASAP. Never settle for a housewife.
- If your wife has a problem with you watching porn, politely ask for a divorce.
- During football and basketball season, tell your wife to buy sex toys because from August – June, you will be busy watching sports. July is the month for sexual intercourse(also tell your wife that sexual intercourse will always involve a condom, no unprotected sex ever).
- Tell your wife that in public it’s best to avoid communication and only focus on the cell phones because the more you communicate, the more chances of arguments.
- Tell your wife that french kissing is not allowed and only once a month you will give her a quick peck on the lips.
- Tell your wife that it is best not to wear shorts or anything revealing in the house because it will encourage you to lust and lusting after your wife is inappropriate. For example, tell your wife that when she take a shower, she must take her clothes with her in the bathroom and change in the bathroom after she get out the shower. Also, when your wife goes to bed, tell her that she must wear pajamas at all times and she can not sleep in the bed wearing bra and panties, boy shorts and leggings. In fact I would suggest sleeping in separate beds but that’s up to you.
Please hit the like button and comment below if you want me to provide more tips on how to save your marriage. Next month, I will be a special guest on the Oprah show on March 2 at 11Am. Make sure you tune in.
Congratulations on the book and Oprah too… Is this some of the marriage 101 tips we should be expecting in your book?
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Defintely. I plan to save marriages becuase I want to decrease the divorce rate and I hope to see better results next year
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I’m smiling while reading these because to some these may sound illogical but I’m laughing because they seem sensible but insanely funny and that’s what makes them more true. It’s like organized chaos. It really comes down to how it’s presented and the tone!😂. This is classic and I can’t wait for the book. Your words, your blog and your raw thoughts always screamed talent to me so it’s no surprise to me that success comes to find you. Congrats on the book my man and more things to come and I’ll definitely tune in to Oprah to see that show. Grab that infinite gauntlet my man!! (TWISY) The World IS Yours
Lol I’m just trying to save marriages all around the world.
I need my own show to help women on picking better husbands to marry.
It seems harsh but all I’m doing is helping marriages keep the spark alive through my book 😂😂😂
Thank you for your comment and I look forward to your next post
Hahaha, that’s awesome and it works because it’s pure honesty from an honest man.
Women need help picking up better men because nowadays their picks are done with the eyes and not with the heart, materialistic marriages don’t go far.😂
Love this and I look forward to it. Thanks my man.
Lmao of course I have my infinite gauntlet
Yes you do!!😂😂
YOU MUST BE SINGLE! AND IN NO HURRY FOR MARRIAGE. THIS IS A JOKE TO THOSE OF US REALLY STRUGGLING TO FIND A WAY TO KEEP THE FIRES BURNING IN OUR Marriages. Shame on you.
Thank you for your comment appreciate it 😁🤣
Congratulation on your book. It is both funny and unique.
However, I hope the husbands do not take your advice seriously.😃
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Thank you for understanding my humor
I wrote a part 1, 2, and 3.
Lol my adivice isn’t that bad lol.
Nunber 1, 4, and 5 is actaully good adivce lol
Hey congrats on everything…especially doing good work in the world. Not married, but like the simple, matter-of-fact basics. Sometimes men need the basics…and then just repeat. P.S. I want the book: How to Get a Good Wife next. LOL.
Lol I like this comment tho 4 real.
Lol you asking for “How To Get A Good Wife” or “How To Be A Good Wife” lol
You gave me an idea I think I will write
“How To Be A Good Wife” lol
How To Get a Good Wife. Written for men by a woman. Feeling it.
😁 Alright sure I will write a post on this topic from a woman’s perspective that written for men
I say by Friday or Saturday I will have this posted
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Congratulations on your book and finding a publisher. BRAVO!
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Thank you!
I want to help marriage couples all over the world
Cool =)
nice
Thanks