How To Save Your Marriage?


I am coming out with a new book called “How to save your marriage”

I am going to list some key elements on how to be a better husband

1) If your wife wanna use handcuffs in the bedroom, ask for a divorce

2) For those you have a girlfriend, tell her you only celebrate valentines day during the relationship stage but once ya get married, tell her not to expect a Valentine’s day gift

3) Tell your wife that planning a romantic dinner is too much work and you rather order her pizza

4) If you wife wanna talk and have make up sex after a week for not speaking, tell her no and that you rather buy her a reptar bar

5) If your wife want to give you oral sex tonight, let her suck the tip for 5 seconds then kiss her on the cheek and tell her Goodnight

6) When you sexing your wife from the back, make sure you slap her ass and say “Say you love this small daddy dick”

7) Tell your wife that shower sex is overrated and that you perfer to take a bubble bath alone.

8) Tell your wife that you plan on having sex with her only once a month

9) Tell you wife that you love her but your mother comes first

10) Tell your wife that for the one year anniversary that you plan on taking her to the strip club

11) When your wife wants to cuddle, tell her that the kids comes first and go sleep in your daughter’s room

12) If your wife want to have sex, tell her that you rather masturbate to porn.

13) After your wife gives you oral sex and swallow, tell her that you not kissing her for a month

14) Tell your wife ahead of time that once the kids are born ya not having sex no more and that ya will play tennis to burn calories

15) Tell your wife that you get sleepy early and no sex after 9:00 PM

16) If your wife gives you curfew, then tell her that she has to pay the mortgage

For those having problems in your marriage please send me your email address in the comment section 😉😉😉

Remember for the married couples that’s in their 50’s your only suppose to have sex once a year and once you hit 60’s the sex stops altogether.

I wish all married couples a healthy marriage.

I actually have done number 6 before lol

Comment below on how you feel about number 6

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