How To Please the Ladies

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For every man that have a lady

I know you love her
but are you getting bored lately?
Listen to me,
take her out on date
and spray her favorite cologne
on your face.
Go to a classy restaurant
have her  wear a dress
and tell her you admire her shape.
Wear a suit
with some alligator shoes.
Open the car door
and make sure she has leg room.
In the car
tell her you love
the smell of her perfume.
When going inside
the restaurant
open the door for her
and let  her in first.
While waiting to be seated
converse with her
and laugh with her.
Once you are seated
and situated
make sure to be
a gentleman.
Never use your hands
that’s what the knife and fork
is for.
Eat with style
while you flirt with her.
Order some wine
and make a toast to her.
To many more years
and tell her you love her.
You now pay the check
getting ready to leave
and it’s  raining.
She don’t have an
umbrella.
Have her stay in the restaurant
and pull the car to the front
of the restaurant.
Open the car door,
let her in
and let her
listen to whatever she wants.
So finally you made it home
and open her car door
and hold her hand while
leading her to your home.
A quiet night and you two are alone.
Turn on the stero
and play a R &B song.
Ask her if she enjoyed the dinner
and when she speaks,
listen to her.
Then ask her another type
of question.
It can be any type of
question as long as
it’s appropriate
and just think for
a minute
so you can dwell on
how happy and harmonious
the relationship.
Now as she is talking,
cut her off
by going in for a kiss.
Catching her off guard
and being romantic
at close distance,
the women love this.
Slightly touch and caress
but start from the hips.
While doing that
kiss her neck
and just embrace
the sound of her moans
while still listening
to R&B songs.
Tell her that you
love her and tonight you will
open up to her.
Show her that you are a freak
and don’t be afraid to take the lead.
Man up and
rub  and her feet,
but only for a little while.
I’m a tell you a little secret
she been wet for miles
since the resturant.
Give her everything she wants.
She been telling you
all along she want to use
a blindfold.
So out of your
back pocket
pull out the blindfold
and cover her eyes.
Get the rope
from the basement
and tie her hands.
Now slightly and gently
take off her pants,
but do it slightly.
Don’t do it fast,
don’t act like a rookie.
Take her panties off
and finger the cookie.
Use two fingers and
finger her deeply
like a ‘come here motion’
to stimulate the g spot.
She is begging you
not to
stop.
Now ask her
“Are you ready for me
to eat the box?”
She says oh yes please
do me now!
So now guess what you do now?
You tell her to hold on
you going to get the
whoop cream.
She says  hurry please.
But forget all that,
leave her like that
to suffer
Go to your room and go on Xbox live
and play NBA 2k live
and leave her there for hours.
Then text that you love her
and happy anniversary.
This right here  my friends
is how you please the ladies
Tease them
until you don’t need them.

Please comment below and tell me how you would love

to have a anniversary date like this ☺☺ with your significant other. I challenge all the men to try this

15 thoughts on “How To Please the Ladies

  1. Lol, okay so you had me going at first until right at the end. But I must say women do respond to this “Catching her off guard and being romantic at close distance,the women love this.” Nice Poem! Can ‘t wait to see what the marriage segment will be about tomorrow.

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    1. Thank you for reading. I purposely ended this poem to catch the readers off guard and to purposely tease the readers lol.
      But yeah I have a way with words.
      If you like today’s blog, you like tomorrow’s blog alot more but that’s only if your married

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  2. Hey that’s great
    That would be Beyond perfect
    Just one thing ?
    Why does he leave her waiting
    The guy should continue the game right
    The girl would be waiting for the best part !!!! She would die of desperation 😅

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    1. Lmao this was perfect.
      I love the way I ended.
      The whole point of this poem was to catch the readers off guard and to trick you.
      That’s the plan to get her wet and horny being a gentleman then put the blindfold and just when she thinks she is going to have the best night of her life, I choose the video game to piss her off 🤣🤣🤣😋😋
      This is really a prank

      I wrote this perfect tho
      Thank you for reading appericate it

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      1. Wooooahhhh
        I would have killed my guy if would have left me in such a state 😂😂😂
        Obviously loving him very much but also giving him looks 😂
        Though i don’t have a bf but still 😱

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