Who Can Solve This Riddle?

I just want to let you know, on Friday at midnight  I will be uploading a blog where  I will be talking about  a personal experience that happened a few years ago. On Saturday at 6 am, I will be uploading a poem about how I feel about Christmas. I have a couple of poems I will be uploading next week as well. During the month of December, I will be doing a lot of uploading  to keep you all entertained. I just want to thank all of my followers and  I am grateful for every one of you and I wish you all success that blogging will open many doors for you in the future.

I decided do write a poetry riddle so you can understand my unique though pattern. I wrote a short mini poem but the problem is, the poem is incomplete. There are six blanks and I need your help in order to complete this poem. Help me to fill in the banks of this poem. If you can figure out at least 4/6 , I will personally write a special blog  about you, giving you a shout out of course, my favorite post on your blog, and what I love most about the design on your home page. Well  scroll down and help me complete this poem.

I’m dressed in all black, black jeans, ski mask
and black hoodie when planning a robbery
with tactics that are intelligent.
I’m black and my intelligence is underrated
like 1) _____________.
I have to rob because money feeds the belly
and I’m hungry so on deck I always have a 2) _____________. and leave these victims afraid
like 3) ___________.
My guns are big and thick like uncle 4) ___________
and I love to kill leaving the scene bloody
and nasty like 5) ______________
I’ll do anything because the only thing that matters is the green paper and I’m a paper chaser
I’m cold hearted and mean like 6) ______________
and if you don’t understand my plan
than fuck ya.

 

This poem is about typical young man in the hood doing whatever he gotta do to to survive.  I know most of you reading this are confused or don’t have a clue on how to solve. I am going to be a nice guy a give a few hints.

In order to solve this riddle, you must know what a double entendre is. For those of you that don’t know, a double entendre is a word or expression used in a given context so that it can be understood in two ways.

An example of a double entendre

“Even though, I’m a killer, my heart is big like whales” now allow me to break this statement down.

Now technically this is a triple entendre. I’m killer meaning I take lives, and heart is big meaning I can be warm hearted and I’m comparing my heart to whales because whales as well are big and most importantly killer whale is a type of whale and killer whales are the biggest whales. Killer,big whales and heart have a connection. So now read that statement again “Even though, I’m a killer, my heart is big like whales” it makes sense now right. In fact click  here “The Use Of Double Entendre” to read all the double entendres I provided in poetry format.

 

When solving my poetry riddle, always have a strategy. Well look at the poem and use process of elimination. I will give you a hint, number 4 and number 5 rhyme with each other. Number 4 is the easiest one. Number 4 is a character on a popular sitcom TV and number 4 is also a cartoon character on a nickelodeon show. In fact all the six blanks are cartoon characters of a nickelodeon show. Once you figure out the nickelodeon show, you will figure this poem out no problem. Number two as well is a double entendre.

For those of you reading this, you are lucky because I gave obvious hints. But the next riddle I write won’t be as easy. Comment below the six words to the six blanks. By the way, if you give me incorrect answers, then I will put you on punishment and no blogging for a month. Lol jk don’t mind me, but comment below the six missing words to this poem. I will post the answers to this blog, on Monday at midnight.

A Fun Game To Play With Your Significant Other

I hoped everybody had a good Thanksgiving. These four days went by fast. Christmas is next month which is the worst holiday of the year. I hate it this time of year. Comment below if you hate Christmas lol. Well just want to let you know on Wednesday, I will be uploading a riddle in poetry format where you will have to fill in the blanks. On Friday, December 1st I will talk about  a personal experience of mine and share it with you and Saturday December 2nd, I will upload a Christmas poem and how I really feel about Christmas lol. I have alot of interesting blogs coming this week so be on the look out for Wedenday, Friday, and Saturday.

“Would you Rather” is a fun ice breaker game you can play with anyone, anywhere. You need at least two players to play this game. This game is great way to spend time with your significant other.  It will definitly makes the night alot more exciting and this is great way to get to understand your partner alot better.
But you can play this game with a group of friends as well.
    Now this is how you play this game. You will choose either yourself or your signficant other to go first. The player that goes first, will choose a question that begans with “Would you rather?” and provide two scenarios to choose from. Would you rather questions can be funny, sexual, deep, nasty, or violent. Let’s say you choose to go first, you would ask your signficant other a question then your significant other answer the question you asked. Then it will be your signficant other’s turn and your significant other will ask you a question. You can play this game for as long as you like
For those that are confused or not sure what type of questions to ask your partner, I will post some good examples of questions that would have you thinking?


1. Would you rather break up with someone or have someone breakup with you? To be honest I rather break up with someone but what would you rather do?
2.Would you rather be poor and attractive or rich and ugly? I rather be rich and ugly but what would you rather?
3. Would you rather never experience true love but have sex anywhere anytime or experienced true but never have sex again ever? This is a tough question in fact I wrote a blog about this two months ago
4. Would you rather have a best friend or a spouse? I rather a best friend but what do you perfer?
5. Would you rather sleep naked everyday for the rest of your life or go outside public naked for 15 minutes? I rather go sleep naked everyday for the rest of my life what do you perfer?
6.Would you rather be in heaven right now if you had the chance or would you rather live a long life? I rather be in heaven now but what about you?
7.Would you rather eat breakfast 3 times a day or dinner 3 times a day? I would rather breakfast 3 times a day what do you perfer?
8. Would you rather scarfice your life for others or scarfice everybody’s life? I would scarfice my own life what about you?
9. Would you rather  meet people online or do you perfer the old fashioned way where you go out in public and meet people? I perfer the old fashioned way, what do you perfer?
10.Would you rather go fight in a war for two years or go to prison for two years? I would rather go to war for two years what do you perfer?
11. Would you rather work 4 days a week 10 hour days or 5 days a week 8 hour days? I would rather work 4 days a week 10 hour days what do you perfer?
12. Would you rather be a baby forever or a old person and when I say old I’m talking about 80 and above?
Tbh I don’t know, what would you rather?
13. Would you rather go four days without eating or four days without sleeping? I would rather go four days without eating, but what would you rather?                            14. Would you rather get cheated on or cheat? I rather get cheated on but what about you?                                                          15. Would you rather have sex and use protection with someone of the opposite sex that’s HIV positive or kiss someone of the same sex(This question is for the people attracted to the opposite sex) I would rather have sex and use protection with someone that was HIV positive.  This was the toughest one  for me but what would you rather?

These are questions that you can use as a guide when playing this game with your signficant other. 

Why don’t comment below and come up with a would you rather question for me and I will answer  and also comment below and tell me which of the 15 would you rather questions was most challenging to answer?

Lame People

I just want to wish everybody a Happy Thanksgiving. One of the things I am grateful for is my poetry and the opportunity for to share my poetry through blogging . On Monday November 28th at midnight, I will be uploading a blog “Would You Rather” which is a game in which I  will describe in detail how to play. On Wednesday November 30th I will be uploading another riddle. For those of you that likes riddles, Solve This Riddle And Fill In The Blanks  click on the link and solve my riddle.Read More »

Don’t Give Or Receive 

Just to let u know, I’m looking forward to Thanksgiving break just so I can rest. I could care less about the food, hell if it was up to me I would order pizza.  But anyway just letting you know, I won’t be posting until next Monday November 28. My blog on the 28th would be a blog on “Would you rather” game. This is a game you can play with your friends and signficant other. I will explain the rules in the blog when I  post this blog next week. Since I won’t be blogging for the next four days, today I will upload two blogs today. The two are poems that are very relatable and I think you will enjoy this poem. This blog is the “Don’t give or receive” poem and later at 6pm I will upload  a poem about my definition of being a lame.
Wish you all a Happy Thanksgiving!
Side note: To all people reading this, do you actually Turkey?
I find Turkey to be overated, I don’t see what the big hype is at all 

 

 

They say it’s better to give than receive.

But the ones who give as well

would like to receive.

You give and you want to feel appreciated.

Your gratuide you choose to demonstrate it,

to please the lord,

but people ask for more

and expect to receive more

They take your kindness for weakness

and take an advantage.

Once they receive more,

they vanish.

Now feeling under appreciated

thinking common courtesy is overrated.

Don’t you get sick and tired

of being submissive?

A lot times people discover

your weakness.

The weakness

they see

in you

is the lack of common sense,

but to you,

you’re just being honest

to a so called friend.

So called friends pretend

to hear

but they don’t listen.

Ignore your feelings

when you bleeding,

when you need healing

Their true colors

are now revealing.

This whole time,

they been deceiving,

they been concealing

the truth.

The truth is

they don’t give a fuck about you.

Strangers will sometimes do

more for you

than friends

you consider family.

They receive

until you have

no more to give.

Betray you with

a kiss

to be loyal

to somebody else

they can receive

more from.

You gave your last

plate of food

away

but received only crumbs.

We now feel dumb.

The feeling you get

at prom

when your dress or

tuxedo been covered in punch.

The feeling you get

at school

when you had no money

to eat lunch.

The feeling when

you out of deodorant

so armpits smell

like must.

When this happens,

can you get

back on your feet

and adjust

like daylight saving times

ended an we have to

adjust the clocks.

Think about it

like this,

If a guy told you

he was HIV positive

Would you suck his cock?

Of course not

Or at least I hope not

So the lesson of

all of this is

in order to get rid

fake friends

Don’t expect to receive

and act like you

poor

so people don’t expect

you to give.

Come on now,

use your common sense.

When People ask for help

My father told me

to Just pray for them

because you have your

own problems.

Lesson is only God

can solve problems.

 

 

 

 

 

A Challenge I Offer To Married Couples

I just want to say on Wednesday, November 22, I will be uploading two blogs. The two blogs are poems I will be uploading and these are  poems that I think most people will definitely relate to . The first poem “Don’t Give Or Receive” will be uploaded at midnight on November 22 and the other poem “Lame People” will be uploaded at 6 p.m. on November 22. So take a look out for those two poems because these poems have a message behind it that I think you can relate to. I just want to thank all my followers and any other bloggers that read my blogs. It means a lot and I hope all of you married couples think about this challenge I am going to offer.

 

Life is boring without challenges from time to time. Challenges build character and gives you discipline. For those of you that are married, why don’t you challenge your marriage and your spouse. To strengthen your marriage you have to challenge it. Like taking a test in school, once the teacher teaches you the lesson, the teacher gives you a test to see if the students were paying attention and to see if they can apply what they learn. But everywhere you head in life, you will always be tested. Sometimes your being tested and you might not even know that you’re being tested.

So to the married couples, why don’t you challenge yourselves and your marriage. Offer a challenge to your spouse and go 30 days without having any sexual intercourse. No oral sex, fondling, caressing, nothing at all. Hell, you can’t even masturbate or play with yourselves for 30 days. To strengthen your marriage, go 30 days without having sex. I have a twist, for the next 30 days since you and your spouse won’t participate in any sexual activities, you and spouse must read erotic fiction or erotic poetry to each other for about 15 minutes a day for the next 30 days and you and your spouse will shower together on day 1, day 15, and day 30. On the days where you shower together with your spouse, no touching or kissing will be allowed in the shower. You and and your spouse will observe each other as if your looking at a picture in a  art gallery. This will really build up the sexual tension between the both of you. If you not sure where to you can find erotic fiction to read , there is book I posted  below that you should check out and read to your spouse

 

Buy this book when you get the chance and everyday you and your spouse should take turns reading a chapter at night for 15 minutes for 30 days straight and no sex for 30 days.  If you can go for 30 days, then go for another 30 days and try for 60 days. If you can 60 days, go for another 30 days and try for 90 days. But 90 days is the most I would push. To be honest I don’t think most of you that are married could go more than a week lol but hey prove me wrong.

 

Do you think you can handle this challenge?

I offer another challenge. Unlike the first challenge, this challenge is the opposite where you will have sex for thirty days straight. You can’t miss one day for thirty days straight. But here is the twist, both spouses have to orgasm at least once a day for thirty days. For example, let’s say a man have sex with his wife and he ejaculated after 2 mins, if his wife didn’t get an orgasm then it doesn’t count until he finds a way to make her cum or get an orgasm. On day 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30 you must introduce something new to spice up your sex life rather it be handcuffs,blindfold, tying your hands to the bed post, whoop cream, sex toys or it could be having sex at a new location like the hotel, the laundry room, the backyard, on the stairs, or in the basement. Get creative and learn something new.

Now I recommend you do both challenges. Try the 30 day sex challenge after you complete the 30  day not having sex challenge. I have a question and this is for the married couples , if you had to pick between 30 day sex challenge or 30 day not having challenge, which one would you pick(If you not comfortable, you don’t have to comment) ?

How To Please the Ladies

I just want to let you know that on Tuesday I will be uploading my next blog “A challenge in your marriage ” which will talk about a clever way to strengthen your marriage but it will not be easy. Make sure you check that out. I will be posting Tuesday at midnight. I want to thank all my followers that support and take interest my blogs and God bless you all. I hope you enjoy reading this blog. Have a wonderful day ☺!

For every man that have a lady

I know you love her
but are you getting bored lately?
Listen to me,
take her out on date
and spray her favorite cologne
on your face.
Go to a classy restaurant
have her  wear a dress
and tell her you admire her shape.
Wear a suit
with some alligator shoes.
Open the car door
and make sure she has leg room.
In the car
tell her you love
the smell of her perfume.
When going inside
the restaurant
open the door for her
and let  her in first.
While waiting to be seated
converse with her
and laugh with her.
Once you are seated
and situated
make sure to be
a gentleman.
Never use your hands
that’s what the knife and fork
is for.
Eat with style
while you flirt with her.
Order some wine
and make a toast to her.
To many more years
and tell her you love her.
You now pay the check
getting ready to leave
and it’s  raining.
She don’t have an
umbrella.
Have her stay in the restaurant
and pull the car to the front
of the restaurant.
Open the car door,
let her in
and let her
listen to whatever she wants.
So finally you made it home
and open her car door
and hold her hand while
leading her to your home.
A quiet night and you two are alone.
Turn on the stero
and play a R &B song.
Ask her if she enjoyed the dinner
and when she speaks,
listen to her.
Then ask her another type
of question.
It can be any type of
question as long as
it’s appropriate
and just think for
a minute
so you can dwell on
how happy and harmonious
the relationship.
Now as she is talking,
cut her off
by going in for a kiss.
Catching her off guard
and being romantic
at close distance,
the women love this.
Slightly touch and caress
but start from the hips.
While doing that
kiss her neck
and just embrace
the sound of her moans
while still listening
to R&B songs.
Tell her that you
love her and tonight you will
open up to her.
Show her that you are a freak
and don’t be afraid to take the lead.
Man up and
rub  and her feet,
but only for a little while.
I’m a tell you a little secret
she been wet for miles
since the resturant.
Give her everything she wants.
She been telling you
all along she want to use
a blindfold.
So out of your
back pocket
pull out the blindfold
and cover her eyes.
Get the rope
from the basement
and tie her hands.
Now slightly and gently
take off her pants,
but do it slightly.
Don’t do it fast,
don’t act like a rookie.
Take her panties off
and finger the cookie.
Use two fingers and
finger her deeply
like a ‘come here motion’
to stimulate the g spot.
She is begging you
not to
stop.
Now ask her
“Are you ready for me
to eat the box?”
She says oh yes please
do me now!
So now guess what you do now?
You tell her to hold on
you going to get the
whoop cream.
She says  hurry please.
But forget all that,
leave her like that
to suffer
Go to your room and go on Xbox live
and play NBA 2k live
and leave her there for hours.
Then text that you love her
and happy anniversary.
This right here  my friends
is how you please the ladies
Tease them
until you don’t need them.

Please comment below and tell me how you would love

to have a anniversary date like this ☺☺ with your significant other. I challenge all the men to try this

A Story About A Couple On Their 5th Date Part 2

I just want to let my followers and others know, that on Monday I will be uploading a poem “How To Please The Ladies”. This poem will demonstrate step by step on how to plan the perfect date for your lady. Be on the look out for that on Monday, November 20th. I just want to thank all my new followers  that followed me  within the last 3 days I want to thank my followers that have been following me since day 1. I wrote this story for you to read and enjoy. I hope you enjoy reading this and I wish everybody a wonderful day.

 

For those of you that haven’t read part 1, please do so. A Story About A Couple On Their 5th Date  , I just added the link please click and read because it was a funny story with a funny twist at the end and part 2 won’t make any sense if you didn’t read part 1. Please read part 1 first.

The following characters in this poem/story/play

NARRATOR: Story Teller

DAVID: 27 year old man, shy but sometimes have slick comments, a gentleman but known to say stupid things from time to time.

STEPHANIE: 25 year old, lovely lady, sweet like a teddy bear, flirtatious, confident, but known to get moody, says what she means.

 

 

Now the story begins

 

SETTING: David’s room

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NARRATOR:  This picked off where part 1 ended and the setting takes at David’s room and things aren’t looking so good for David. Let’s see if this fool could somehow manage to try and get back on Stephanie’s good side or should I say naughty side.

David: You heard what daddy said, assume the position and bend over and take this ….

Narrator: Stephanie slapped the shit out of David!

Stephanie: What the fuck is wrong with you?
The night was perfect. You got me fucked if you think you deserve this  (Stephanie pointed at her p*ssy)

David: Hey, what the the hell, why you slap me for?

Stephanie: It’s bad enough you talking to me like some type of hoe and you got the nerve to brag about your dick being small?
(Stephanie put her panties on and began to put on the rest of her clothes)
I don’t know what’s going on in your world, but in Stephanie’s world, being stupid will get you dismissed.
So goodbye David, enjoy the rest of your night masturbating your small dick

Narrator: Stephanie heads down the stairs all pissed off and David is just stood there speechless in deep thought.
He was thinking of a way to set the mood right.
He didn’t know what to say but he knew  he had to put up a fight or else Stephanie was going to walk out of his life. Truth is, David is in love with Stephanie.
Let’s see what David can do to convince Stephanie to not leave.

SETTING: Outside the front stoop

David: Wait Stephanie,  Stephanie!

Narrator: As Stephanie walks out the front door,  David grabs her by the arm.

Stephanie: Get off me, let go off my fucking arm!
David: Stephanie please just give me a second to explain, I mean no harm .
STEPHANIE: I have gave you  chances, 3 as of matter of fact and you struck out 3 times.
N*gga bye!

DAVID: Wait Stephanie just give me three minutes so I can explain what I said and why!

NARRATOR: Stephanie rolled her eyes and crosses her arms looking all stern

DAVID: Look I get it, what I said was lame
but being lame was not part of the
game.
Now I am here in shame
but I just want to be
on the hall of fame
so let me explain.
No matter what shape or
or size you are, you should
feel confident in your skin
You still feel like a beautiful
woman , no matter what.
Size is appealing, but yet can be
deceiving.
It’s not how much you got
it’s being grateful for what you got
and knowing how to use what you got.
America fought a  two front war.
They had to fight two enemies,
but yet still took victory
because their weapons were nuclear
and they knew when and were to
use it.
The beat of a song is attractive,
but what makes the music beauitful
are the lyrcis
I know I sound delirious,
but I do have a good intentions.
Unlike those other n*ggas,
I am serious and ,
I do  want commitment.
I don’t spoil you with bullshit
compliments.
My plan is to show you that
I am a man that’s completely honest
Your very attractive,
and your personality is drop dead-
gorgeous
Our chemistry is happy and harmonious
like a church choir.
I’m not liar, so your physical appearance,
well your beautiful, that’s appearant.
Your personality is flawless,
the bad girl type but appear
so innocent.
Smile is so beautiful wanna thank
your dentist.
I like you for who you are
not for what you got.
So try looking at me the
same way I look at you.
Don’t focus on the size
of my cock,
but it’s on me as well
to not bring it up.
Maybe sex is too early
on the 5th date,
so why don’t we wait
and take Steve Harvey’s advice,
so what do you say?

NARRATOR: Stephanie is just beyond speechless, confused beyond the limit. She just  went with what  her emotions told her and kissed David aggressively for a couple of seconds but then realized that she had to go.

STEPHANIE: I got to go David, I just gotta go!

DAVID: Wait Stephanie, Stephanie!

NARRATOR: Stephanie hops in the car and drives away. David just looks with a calm, steady  gaze. He heads back in the house and lay on the living room couch.
He was starting to feel sleepy. Just when he was about to fall asleep, he received a call from Stephanie and he answers

DAVID: Yeah wassup?

STEPHANIE: Yeah think I left my earrings can you check….. wait hold up

NARRATOR:  Stephanie puts the phone down for a moment. She saw the cops driving by and she didn’t want to get a ticket.  Few seconds later she goes back on the phone

STEPHANIE: Sorry about that David, the cops were around me,but yeah can you check your room please for my earrings?

DAVID: Yeah, they right here!

STEPHANIE: Alright I’m coming back to get them.
I text you when I’m in front of your house. Be there in like 2 min.

DAVID: Alright I’ll be waiting.

Side Note: I have two different ways to end part 2. I couldn’t choose so I wrote both endings

 This is ending number 1

NARRATOR: About 1 minute later somebody knocks on the door.
David assumed it was Stephanie  when he opened door but it wasn’t Stephanie at the door.
As soon as David opens the door, he get knocked out and  pistol whipped.

   This was ending number 1

 

This is ending number 2

NARRATOR: About one minute later David heard someone knocking  hard on the  door.
David assumed it was Stephanie when he opened the door but it wasn’t  Stephanie. It was the police. David looks  so confused right now

DAVID: Hi, can I help you?

POLICE: David, you are under arrest for the crime of rape of Lauren Brown.
(Officer place handcuffs on David)
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you. Do you understand the rights I have just read to you?

DAVID: Officer there must be a mistake. I don’t know any Lauren!

POLICE: Tell it to the judge

 

 

 

Please comment below and tell me which ending do you like better.  Part 3 will be a prequel to part 1. Part 3 will make sense of everything and there will be a background story in part 3. Part 3 won’t be uploaded until sometime in January