The Use Of Double Entendre

You cried  like   cyclops
bitch made was in your genes
I’m a feared giant
for being ruthless
 thanks to my traits
I inherited from  Poseidon
Put you in the wave
Join the others
I’m a killer
My heart is big
like  whales,
but known to be salty
like water
and throw you over
the bridge into the ocean.
I have a plan in motion
that’s smooth like lotion.
Seduce you and make
you drink my potion
to get you poisoned.
I’m more deadly than
a cobra snake
but ironically
I hate snakes
that can’t keep
their tounges in their mouth.
I was taught to stay quiet like a mouse
and over time I got obsessed with cheese.
but I rarely eat cheese
I try to avoid constipation
and never been the one
to take shit from anybody,
unless it’s money.
So words to advice
don’t mess with me.

This was a poem of double entendres.  Alot of words having two different meanings like Snake, Cyclops,Cheese Killer,Wave.

If you don’t understand this poem then comment below and I will break it down for you. 

Give the poem a chance and try and understand it 

Hit List

Hit List

I always been gifted with

style and good looks.

I’m reading women like books.

So charming so how can

any women resist me?

I got women on my menu,

I’m profitable like Applebee’s.

That’s what I thought until I saw her.

Goddamn look at my sexy ass neighbor.

Brown curly hair with the caramel complexion.

The drool rushing out of my mouth unto my sweat pants

Now my hands is over my crotch to subdue my erection

She is drop dead gorgeous,

with a smile so flawless.

I’m so nervous

Heart beating fast having

me wondering what

happened to my confidence.

I look at her curves and

swear she is the finest.

Hotter than a tropical rain forest.

I never seen her before,

She must be new around town.

I got to introduce myself,

get to know her and

show her around.

Look so fine, just might

have my player card revoked.

Make her my wifey, and drop all my hoes.

But I got to think straight and catch a gripe.

I plan to put her on top

of my hit list.

For now I’ll watch from a distance

and remain silent like the letter ’e’

at the end of a four letter word,

until the opportunity arrives to me.

Then efficiently articulate with

the sweetest words.

I’ll take her to school

and she can take me to church.

 

 

 

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TO BE CONTINUED

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Dear Journal

Ordinary like Doug
except I hate mayonnaise.
I don’t believe in love
when people player hate
I remain humble like skeeter
But because of my sister
I get moody like Judge Judy
having period symptoms
stomach hurts
Cereal was spoiled
like Beebie.
I wanted to stay home
but parents called my bluff
and thought I was bullshittin
But bricks is what I’m shittin
So now gotta remain tough
to stand up to a bully
like Roger Klotz.
I act like Doug
So sometimes I’m a klutz
with bad luck.
I can’t solve problems
So I daydream and
pretend I’m Smash Adams
hiding in vents of
a junior high school bathroom.
Scribbling in my journal
in the classroom
My poetry is like
Doug’s illustrations
Unpredictable and creative
but yet still basic.
Wish my poetry was powerful
like QuailMan.
I need to eat meat to
for the protein
to be strong like QuailMan.
Unlike milk ,Patties
is what my stomach
can stand
with pork chops on the side.
I give my dog the bones
and tomorrow I have a bone
to pick with my principal
for being so critical
for embarrassing me
for wearing Sandals.
But yet the bad kids
he can’t handle.
If my followers reading this
that’s means somebody
stole my journal
because the content on here
Is persona

Work Smarter Not Harder

From start to finish
We in competition
to work for the accomplishment.
Slow as a turtle or fast like sonic,
Speed don’t help much 
without the use of common sense.
Common sense haven’t been 
too common since 
the story about the sun and the wind.
Placing a bet 
like men who lacks respect 
for women thinking all are
sex objects.
Sun and the wind had an objective
like high school  students.
Wind seemed rather arrogant 
and offered the sun a challenge.
Below was a bloke in a trench coat
and a skarf around his thoart.
Wind and sun bet  each other
who could easily get the bloke
to take his trench off.
Wind was all talk 
but could he walk the walk?.
Sun remained humble
and allowed the wind to go first
to watch him struggle.
Sun was like the pig 
who house was made of brick
and the wind was the big bad wolf.
Wind blew as as hard as he could
and failed like the big bad wolf.
He was directly above the bloke
and blew harder and harder 
but the bloke re-wrapped his skarf 
tighter and tighter
and held on to the trench coat
around his body even closer.
Wind became Angrier and try to blow
even harder
Sun said “Don’t be consumed by the anger”
Now the wind blew as hard as he can and
now he was out of breathe
and had nothing left.
Sun sarcastically  asked him
“What’ s wrong you having an asthma attack?”
The wind was mad and replied back
“Why don’t you try smart ass!”
The sun said “Allow me
all you did was make the environment 
more windy.
I have the power to make anybody 
 buy a frosty from Wendy’s.
Take notes watch and learn
I have the power to burn”.
The sun easily moved through the sky
and was directly above the bloke.
The bloke was slowly getting hot
then all of a sudden he was sweating 
his ass off.
He his face was wet like he dived in a pool.
He was hot so he took his trench coat off 
so he can get cool.
Sun made the wind look like a fool.
He said to him “It’s about working smarter not harder”.
Sun wasted no energy but used common sense.
Wind thought brute force would give him the advantage.
Brute force is nothing without common sense
So when you choose to work smart not hard
you’ll notice a big difference.
I hoped you all learned a lesson.

That Ain’t Me

Keeping sercets from you cost me dearly.
I never meant to hurt you, I offer you my apologies.
All this time lying to you and stabbing you
in the back
What’s done is done and I wish I can take back, as I reminisce the sexy sound of your laugh.
From laughing with me to crying about me
You was crying when you found out and I was too.
All the scarfices you made for me when I told you I loved you.
Now you in denial and leaving me is what you had to do.
I don’t blame you  because I am responsible  for putting you in foul mood.
Many times I lied to you but loving you was always the truth.
I was raised with the qualities of a gentleman.
I scarficed our relationship, I was being a selfish man.
Be trust me that ain’t me, I’m not a selfish man
and I regret the one night stand with the other woman.
She was the previous   woman and believe me I kept resisting 
but to her it didn’t make a difference.
One day she caught me off guard in the bar while I was drinking 
and I was only drinking to the subdue the stressing of all the child support money I was paying.
I kept praying and praying but from God I didn’t receive nothing.
so she knew my struggles and offer me to help with my troubles.
Before you, I was with her and she’s my child’s mother.
I really was in love with you but I had still had hidden feelings for her.
She tricked me into telling me she wanted us to be together 
and didn’t want our child to grow up with out a father.
That hit home becuase I know what it’s like to grow up with out a father.
We kept talking then one thing led to another.
She have a sexy laugh like yours and she starting laughing.
Next thing you know I was deep in my feelings
So at each other, we were just staring
Then from staring  we started kissing.
So then went to the car and I drove to a motel that wasn’t so far.
Now I swear to you from the bottom of my heart 
I crushed our symbol of love, I did this for my son.
Today I told my mom everything she said like father like son.
My dad cheated on my mom and left the family,
and yesterday you said your 3 months pregnant and we having twin babies
but you still don’t want nothing to do with me.
I am begging you please let’s be a family.
I don’t want be like my father and I don’t want my kids to grow up with a single mother and a distant father.
A dead beat was never part of my dreams.
My father is like that but that ain’t me.

Decisions And Choices

An option to select,

We look to chose the best.

Decisions, choices

Some we make bring profits

Some we make breaks promises.

Choices makes us happy

but decision brings misery.

Choices are simple

but decisions are difficult.

Choices are fair and peaceful,

but decisions are full of pressure,

which makes us stressful.

Regardless a selection

will be made

Then we sit back and wait

for the results.

Wait and wait patiently

Wait and wait anxiously

Whether the result is

good or bad,

accept the choice

you made.

Even if it’s a mistake

Accepting is the only thing

you can do.

Every choice behind it

Comes with a reason

but sometimes we

don’t see it.

Life is about decision and choices.

Teachers,Pastors,Prophets

You speak the words but you don’t take your own advice

In public you a hero, but in private

you  know the words you speak to yourself are lies.

You are look upon from other people as positive leader

but behind closer doors you are a coward in disguise.

Hypocrites fall within the bracket

of teachers, pastors and prophets.

They pretend to be positive

but their minds are way beyond nocuous

But ironically to the eyes of the people

their minds are innocuous.

Telling the people of God

to not be dishonest

They tell you to remain heterosexual

but the majority of them are homosexuals

The words of an hypocrite don’t match

their actions

They are the true definition of diving

a fraction to a fraction.

They present themselves one way in public

like the 1step of dividing a fraction to a fraction

They present themselves another in private,

like the 2nd step of solving the dividing

a fraction to a fraction.

Hypocrites do the reciprocal by crossing

sides and change faces,

like the second fraction of the dividing equation

That’s the true character of a hypocrite,

They are like the reciprocal of the second fraction.

This is not an imagination,

but a true demonstration

of a hypocrite.

I Owe You

I will never forget the day,

the time and place

where you jumped in front

of my face

We were at the park playing basketball

and I’m not paying attention at all.

My back was turned

where the neighborhood

Gang banger was behind the fence,

aiming at my head from a distance.

Now having my 1st near death experience

thinking what a coincidence

when you grabbed me and pushed me

to the ground.

But unfortunately you got shot

in the windpipe.

You sacrificed your life

to save mine.

It’s so sad to see you die.

It’s hard for me to sleep at night,

but not only because the fact

that you died,

because I have a regret

and I owe you this secret,

and I’m ready to expose it.

as you look down from heaven,

just know that your wife

and I had an affair

and she’s pregnant.

Blind Man

No eyes, can’t see.
Don’t know whats in front of me.
I live off of sound and touch alone.
Ears and hands is what I depend on.
to be aware of my surroundings,
since being blind is so unappealing.
But what is appealing,
since seeing in my world is non-existing.
Where my eyes is not closed frequently,
but permanently.
Being born with a vision deficiency,
helps me make use of my other abilities.
Based on my nose profoundly.
Inhale and exhale through my nostrils let me
know whats in the vicinity.
The scent of whats in the environment, flows in my nostrils gradually,
and is restored upon my memory.
As I began imagining whats around me.
I’m tear-less.
I’m eyeless.
Forever for life I’m blinded